Seeing God she asked 'Is my time up?' God said, 'No, you have another 43 years, 2
months and 8 days to live.' Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck.
She even had someone come in and change her hair colour and brighten her teeth! Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it. After her last operation, she was released from the hospital.
While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance!!!!
Arriving in front of God, she demanded, 'I thought you said I had another 43 years? Why didn’t you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?'
God replied: 'I didn't recognize you.'
THE MORAL OF THE STORY?
Trust me it has nothing to do with environment or upbringing. A men born amongst fat sisters will not be uniquely smitten by the plump ones! Nor will there be a propensity towards the slim gals. Advertised stereotypes may be a cause...I don know, what do you think?
I have heard that in Mauritania, men love their women plump and chubby. Girls are force fed camel milk from pre-teen years making them chunky wives who later squander the family earnings treating high blood pressure and associated obesity illnesses!
Anyway, back to the topic. One of the most debated hangout topics amongst men in Tz is 'which" figure is the best? The Miss Tanzania Happy Magese ( portable it is called) or the Wema Sepetu lusciousness! To prove it, not many men complained about her weight! She was just FINE! But is that to say that the bootylicious chicks get props? Nah, I notice an almost 50/50 split in general preference!
Magesse
The moral of the story to our women out there is that figures matter! You need to calculate the calorie in/out-take. Know (anticipate and watch out for over time) what your man wants or else he will graze in more slender fields or on fat hay-stacks! Strangely, most of our urban women have no culture of keeping fit. The skinny ones become weaker while the plump ones just blow up!
Wema
This may be taken with a light heart but in retrospect this advisory describes persistent relationship disharmony in our modern societies! You may quickly say, hey, half the guys in Tz are half pregnant with pot-bellies anyway!! Unfair to judge! Well, remember the words I started this entry!
It is a struggle, but attempt to stay in shape. Physique is an important and primary male sex drive. To steer it, keep it on track! Besides, exercise makes the act even more magical!
To all the ladies out there who feel you are loosing out to another cause your man is figure chasing, let me know how you feel!
Women out there, hope you are all doing fine as we are the finnest creatures on the earth.
ReplyDeleteIt is very important to maintain our bodies not only for our men but for ourselves too.
Eating the right diet, as well as exercising is very crucial. You do not have to go the the gym instead you can have a 30 minutes walk after work. Please dont smoke and minimize the amount of beers you take in a day.
It is sad to see a woman with big stomach and infront of her, she eating "zege" and three to four oily mishkaki's with beer.
It is important to have the right weight in respect to your height and age.
Lets love ourselves, we are the finnest.
Cheers!
Keep stroking your male egoes while you should be watching your beer waist lines
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