Friday, September 25, 2009

ART SHOW

Alliance Fran├žaise has the pleasure to invite you to the official opening of a Paintings exhibition of 2 Tanzanian painters from Zanzibar: Soud Seif and Hamza M. Ausiy.

Soud Seif started his career as painter in 1998. His artwork deals widely with daily life he paints light and tone work. He participated in art exhibition in USA, Mauritius and Tanzania (Zanzibar and Dar es Salaam).

Hamza Ausiy was born in Zanzibar in 1966. In 2003 he was recommended in the East Africa Residency in Nairobi, where he had enough time to create his style and technique.

His paintings are monochrome, half breeding of impression and abstract using palette knife on canvas. Most of his works were influenced by the environment, history and culture of Zanzibar. He exhibited in Zanzibar, Dar es Salaam, Nairobi, South Africa and America.

Now he works as full time artist in ZAYAA GALLERY studio in Zanzibar.

Alliance Fran├žaise Exhibition Hall

Official opening on Thursday 24 September, 6.30pm.

Open 25 Sept - Saturday 10 Oct., Mond. to Sat. 10am – 7pm

Free!

DAR CAR SHOW!


WEWE NI MPENZI WA MAGARI NA MDAU WA KARIBU??

Mambo vipi mdau?

Tazama hiyo attached flyer, it says it all.

Ila kwa kifupi tuh ni kwamba kuna tamasha la magari a.k.a Car Show ya
pili, ya kwanza tuliifanya mwaka jana pale Leaders, ya mwaka huu
tunafanyia pale TTCL Kijitonyama, ilipofanyikia show ya Beenie Man,
kutakuwa na maonesho ya magari makali bongo, talk of X6, Ferrari, Bentley,
Lamborghini, Hummer H3,Porsche Carrera, you name them,huamini kwamba yapo
bongo??Njoo uyaone basiiii, watoto wa Bakhresa wanaleta fleet yao yote
uwanjani,nadhani wanajulikana kwenye ishu ya magari yenye adabu hapa mjini
sihitaji kuongelea hilo sana,na kwa upande wapili kuna wadosi wabishi nao
wanaleta vitu vya kujibu mapigo so itakuwa kama mashindano flani ya nani
ana kitu kikali zaidi mjini,famous car yards in town pia wanaleta gari zao
siku hiyo, talk of Tokyo Cars, talk of Samoyaz, Car Mart na wengine wengi,
pia kutakuwa na The Most Pimped Cars in town, gari zenye muziki babu kubwa
zaidi kuliko yote, classic cars za 1940's,kutakuwa na maonesho ya misele
ya hatari,magari yatauzwa siku hiyo uwanjani pale pale,mapya,ya
zamani,hata kama una gari unaliuza pale unakuja nalo unakutana na possible
wateja mbali mbali,pia kama unataka kununua gari basi njoo pale uwanjani
ukutane na vyombo mbali mbali kwa ajili yako.Njoo uone magari uliyozoea
kuyaona kwenye video za kina 50 Cent,njo uyasogelee,uyaguse,upande,na
upige nayo picha vile uwezavyo.

Njoo ukutane na wataalamu wa kupamba magari, wauzaji wa vifaa vya kupambia
magari, wataalamu wa ku-pimp magari, hata kama unataka new body kit ya
gari lako liwe kama la star fulani,njoo utakutana na wataalamu siku hiyo
wakupe ushauri wa namna ya kulipimp gari lako, si unajua mambo ya "Pimp my
ride" ile ya Exzibit kwenye MTV???Basi njoo uonane na wataalamu wa maswala
yale hapa bongo.Wataalamu wa mifumo ya ulinzi wa magari pia watakuwepo.

Kama unahisi una gari kali, au iliyopimpiwa kisawasawa unaruhusiwa kuja
kushowcase it.Kwa ambaye atakuja na mkoko kwa ajili ya kuonesha wadau
kiingilio kitakuwa bure!Tunakaribisha pia ma-star wa bongo kuja na wao na
mikoko yao kutuonesha utofauti wa kuwa mtu wa kawaida na kuwa celebrity.

Apart from that kutakuwa na nyama choma as usual,bata kwa sana,live
performances,kids zone so unaweza kuja hata na mtoto/watoto maana kutakuwa
na michezo ya watoto pia, a kind of a family day out event.

Come show your support, ni kuanzia tarehe 2 - 4 Octber 2009, muda ni saa
tatu asubuhi hadi saa 12 jioni kwa siku zote tatu.Kiingilio ni elfu 2 tuh
kwa kila kichwa.Tuma ujumbe huu kwa watu wako ili uwaambie na wengine
tafadhali, hii si ya kukosa.KARIBU SANAAAA!!!

Kumbuka hili ni tamasha la kila mwaka.

Kwa maelezo zaidi tembelea
www.autofest.co.tz

Rgds,

MLAY, Evans Eddy
Tech Director
Tanzania Automotive Festival (Autofest)
P.O. Box 79896
Dar es Salaam, Tanzania.EA
Email:
info@autofest.co.tz
Phone: +255 22 2664283
Fax: +255 22 2771265
Hotline: +255 715 847 466 / +255 717 330 817
Website:
www.autofest.co.tz
Blog:
http://tanzaniaautofest.blogspot.com

RSVP (former Much More)

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

HONESTY PAYS

Hello guys!

Time to get our free kick on! Lol! Now look, honesty is the best policy they say, so I am requesting you to click on this link:

http://www.clublaugh.com/item.php?id=348&sort=date

on the page, do exactly as prompted. Please be honest!

Sunday, September 20, 2009

HEARING!


The preacher says "Anyone with needs to be prayed for, come forward, to the front at the altar,".

Sipho gets in line, and when it's his turn, the preacher asks: " Sipho, what do you want me to pray about for you."

Sipho replies: "Preacher, I need you to pray for my hearing."

The preacher puts one finger in Sipho's ear and he places the other hand on top of Sipho's head and prays and prays and prays, he prays a blue streak for Sipho.


After a few minutes, the Preacher removes his hands, stands back and asks, " Sipho, how is your hearing now?" Sipho says, "I don't know, Reverend, my hearing is only next Wednesday"

3 STUPID STAGES OF LIFE

Youth: Have Time plus Energy but No Money....
Adulthood: Have Money and Energy...but no Time

Old age: Have Time and Money but...no Energy!


ADVICE FROM A MAN

Why men should(n't) write advice columns..

Dear John,

I hope you can help me.
The other day, I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching TV.
My car started stalling and then it broke down about a mile down the road and I had to walk back to get my husband's help.

When I got home, Icouldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbour's daughter! I am 32, my husband is 34, and the neighbour's daughter is 19.
We have been married for ten years.

When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that they had been having an affair for the past six months. He won't go to counselling and I'm afraid I am a wreck and need advice urgently.
Can you please help?

Sincerely, Sheila

Dear Sheila,

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the injectors.

I hope this helps,

John

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

FAULTY COPS

A Pastor was driving in pounding rain at around 2.00am alone in his car and got to a checkpoint. The soaked policeman stopped him and asked for all the papers which he showed.

The policeman found nothing to ask in order to charge him.
Guess what, the police man suddenly said; "I charge you for driving alone at this time of the night, if you happen to get an accident now, who is going to tell your people?"
The Pastor replied: I’m not alone; Jesus Christ is with me here, Angel Gabriel, Angel Raphael,Angel Michael and five angels are with me here.
The police man then said:"Mmmh, all these people inside this small car of yours? I charge you for overloading!"

Wednesday, September 2, 2009