TECHNIQUES!!

Before I write this topic, read what I found on Yahoo today!
No Kissing at Train Stations
By some accounts, April 5, 1910 was the day romance died on French railways: Kissing was reportedly banned to help deter lover-induced rail delays. But the law seems to be unheard of today. “Are you sure this isn’t a law in Great Britain?” a French spokeswoman at the consulate asked us. What a coincidence: It turns out that Virgin Trains has recently posted “No Kissing” signs at its station in Warrington Bank Quay, in northwest England.
Penalty: While there’s no penalty now for train-related kissing in France, the folks at Warrington Bank Quay will politely ask you to move your smooching to the designated “kissing zone” near the car park!























Excellent story. The type I like to read.
Hello guys, hope the joke above tickles your balls! Perfect for this particular topic during this special month of April! Yes, I am writing about kissing techniques!

It is a fact that a spontaneous first kiss races the heart from the regular 80bpm to over 120bmp! Quite exhilarating!! Unfortunately as time and familiarity wash in, the first time rush dissipates! However, it is vitally crucial to ensure that the kiss remains the sole surviving intimate act in (y)our lives.
Sex can go stale! We all start out wanting more of it. In maturity we discover that the action is almost routine if not spiced up! Therefore, I am proposing that every man, irrespective of belief,creed, motto or party, should arm himself well with the intimate artifacts that spark and ignite a stagnating relationship.

This is OUR problems fellas. Let us face it. We are endowed with a tool that is screwing the world! Fine, having a garage with a single spanner is not gon fix much! We need to put to good use the many other physical assets we have at our disposal! This makes me laugh just writing it, I vote for the THE TONGUE!
If you have never considered how important your tongue is, now is the time! I bet if I did a poll with women who check into this blog, they Will give the following percentage assessment of essential male body parts:
Jack: 35%
Fingers: 5%- This low quotient is a whole topic in itself!
Tongue: 80%

What, it doesn't add up? Exactly, the tongue is that important, pushing it's importance to over 120%!! The tongue is a cool muscle. It is the busiest too daily! It is dexterous. it is a muscle that we can consciously control (if we would've done the same with Jack! Phew!!). It rarely tires! It is naturally lubricating!!!
The lips are important during kissing as they have sensitive nerve ends that respond to texture, warmth and cold. Mixed in with the mushy application of a French Kiss, the effect is an instant arousal by both sexes!

The kissing practise on the mirror is not helpful! It takes the meeting of female and male lips and tongues to merge to really understand what kissing is all about! However, kissing may be the most complex and difficult to learn intimate technique! It is never the same each day. There is so much to do, so many ways of doing it. It is no surprise that most of us tone it down to a simple peck on the mouth or cheek. Nooooooo! Here is my personal quote:
"When showers of kisses cease, the draught that kills love is upon you"
There are hygiene issues as well. From the sanitary brushing of teeth to cigarette or alcohol tainted mouths! These for both sexes are a sure turn off. So, some habits may deny us one of the most intuitive acts of intimate expression by the species!

Yes, I realize that traditionally, kissing is not at all African. However, in modern relationships, it has become the norm! So, quit blaming those rudimentary mouth and tongue-twisting skills of yours on your Yao ancestors!
I have a lot to write, in fact, I know some of you may want some tips and pointers. But the point of a blog is to share info. So all sexes are welcome to comment on dos and do n0ts! I have some here:
* Don't get stuck into a routine, she knows you are gonna start with the ear nibbling first!!
* In your efforts to hide bad breath, she may not enjoy the tangy taste of your mint toothpaste!
* Er, start at the top FIRST, going down and coming up is offensive to some....
* Maybe most importantly, learn and be slow and patient. Tv does not suffice to get you a Masters in Kissing, those who try too hard make it hard!!
*Keep your mind on the action...when it is time to take off her knickers, you should not be kissing as well...written from experience!
* If she is breathing hard, is hot and bothered, you are straining your zipper, stop at just the kiss, it doesn't mean she wants Jack and no, you are not coming in!
* Do it in public. It asserts she is yours for keeps! You territorial bastard!
* The technique is very different as in how you work the mouth lips and those known as the Labia....
That's why we have a whole month dedicated to these issues!