Monday, August 24, 2009
Friday, August 14, 2009
> matches, going to the beach and Braai's. He created night for going
> prawning, sleeping and Braai's, and God saw that it was good.
> On the Second Day, God created water - for surfing, swimming and
> on the beach, and God saw that it was good.
> On the Third Day God created the Earth to bring forth plants - to
> provide malt and yeast for beer and wood for Braais, and God saw that
> was good.
> On the Fourth Day God created animals and crustaceans for chops,
> sausages, steak and prawns for Braai's, and God saw that it was good.
> On the Fifth day God created a Bloke - to go to the rugby, enjoy the
> beach, drink the beer and eat the meat and prawns at Braai's, and God
> that it was good.
> On the Sixth Day God saw that the Bloke was lonely and needed someone
> go to the rugby, surf, drink beer, eat and stand around the braai
> So God created Mates, and God saw that they were good Blokes, and God
> saw that it was good.
> On the Seventh Day God looked around at the twinkling braai, fires,
> heard the hiss of opening beer cans and the raucous laughter of all
> Blokes. He smelled the aroma of grilled chops and sizzling prawns and
> God Saw that it was good ... well ... almost good.
> He saw that the Blokes were too tired to clean up and needed a rest.
> God created women - to clean the house, to bear children, to wash, To
> cook and to clean the , and then God saw that it was not just
> good. It was better than that, it was Bloody Awesome!
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Saturday, August 1, 2009
After much consideration and discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the preacher's family expanded, so would his paycheck.
After 6 children, this started to get expensive and the congregation decided to hold another meeting to discuss the preacher's salary. There was much yelling and bickering about how much the clergyman's additional children were costing the church.
Finally, the Preacher got up and spoke to the crowd, 'Children are a gift from God,' he said. Silence fell on the congregation.
In the back of the room, a little old lady stood up and in her frail voice said, 'Rain is also a gift from God, but when we get too much, we wear raincoats.'
And the congregation said,
DESCRIPTION OF THE DAUGHTERS OF AFRICA AUDITIONS 1. The Candidates and Pre-selection: Applicants should be female between 18 - 25 years old. They should have a good command of the English language. The candidates will sing a traditional song, from their own heritage, and a more modern ballad. The candidates should also have official approval from parents and family to attend the auditions. 2. Jury for Pre-selection: The jury will exist of both modern and traditional musicians. They will be looking for candidates with a remarkable voice, exciting stage appearance, captivating personality and a character that shows they would be willing to learn. It is also important that the selected candidates should at least be musical, pick up musical lines/melodies easily, can hold key, have feeling for presentation and can move/dance. 3. Final Auditions: Those who pass the pre-selection and proceed to the final auditions in August will be expected to prepare 4 songs: one traditional song of their own heritage; one song from their own country (ballad or so, no hip hop or jazz); one international and one song they would love to do themselves. They should prepare these songs in a stage version, including steps and a professional presentation. IThe content of the song must be brought with emotion and must be personal!! The winners, before going on tour, are trained and developed by professional producers.Contact information: Zanzibar: +255 754 091 883 : +255 754 949 593 -- Music Crossroads International (MCI) is a unique empowerment through music program initiated in 1995. Since then, MCI has reached almost 30.000 musicians and 600.000 audiences. MCI is comprised of workshops, festivals and competitions to promote the African traditional and contemporary urban music of young African musicians. Tomorrow's Stars. Today. www.music-crossroads.net