Wednesday, February 24, 2010

PICTURE THIS....

FOR THOSE WHO VISIT THIS BLOG, HOPE YOU ENJOY IT!
I HAVE NEVER PUT A COUNTER OR WANTED TO KNOW WHO YOU ARE. THAT IS BECAUSE THIS IS A PRIVATE SPACE TO HAVE FUN!
NOW, I HAVE FOUND SOMETHING THAT IS EXTREMELY INTERESTING! I WISH I HAD THE MONEY! $6.000! I AM UNSURE WHAT MY WIFE WOULD SAY! UNFORTUNATELY, I CANNOT EVEN START TO EXPLAIN IT TO HER, AT THE SAME TIME, I AM UNABLE TO SHOW YOU GUYS THIS AMAZING CREATION UNTIL A GOOD NUMBER OF YOU WRITES TO TELL ME TO POST IT! IT IS OF COURSE FEMALE AND FULLY NAKED, PLUS IT IS SITTING OR LAYING IN DIFFERENT POSITIONS. CAN I POST SOMETHING LIKE THAT OR....PLEASE READ THE SPECIFICATIONS AND LET ME KNOW IF I SHOULD POST THE WHITE OR BLACK VERSION.........


This would be the best $6000 you'd ever spend.

These are pictures of a Swedish doll made of silicone.

The texture of the skin is similar to 99.8% of the human
skin.

It will last two years if used constantly and
consistently every day.

Completely adjustable to any position you want.

There are 100 sensors spread around the body.
There are 30 sensors on the private parts.
Each sensor makes her move in a specific way,
up to 20 positions.

On penetration she emits a light gentle sound that
echoes gently in your ears.

Comes with inbuilt sound in the throat and recognizes
up to 16 commands that are extremely personal up
to two meters away from her ears.

When there is any type of pulsation sensed in her
private parts she emits light moans of stimulation.

Above all that she gets wet with a slight touch over
any of the sensors.

Most important, she has a voice password which
should be protected from disclosure.

Principal characteristics:

She has three entries (vaginal , anal, and oral)

She can move her head in any direction you choose.

Completely customizable to your liking so you can
choose the following:
SIZE
HEIGHT
SKIN COLOR
EYES COLOR
HAIR COLOR
PUBIC HAIR COLOR OR COMPLETELY SHAVEN.


ADVANTAGES..
She does not speak
She does not get fat
She never has periods
She does not pass gas
She never goes shopping
She does not get pregnant
She does not have a mother
She never ever gets headaches
She does not go to the hairdresser
She does not watch soaps or Oprah
She does not care what you watch on TV
She does not frequent internet chat rooms
She will never get elderly human physical attributes
She will not get jealous if you bring home another
woman
She will not nag if you go out and she won't care
when you return

Only $6,000.00

WANNA SEE IT? POST YOUR COMMENTS IF YOU ARE A TRUE FAN OF THE MASTERS BLOG!!

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Olympic Relay Condoms



A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. Upon getting home he announces to his wife the purchase he just made.

"Olympic condoms?" she asks, "What makes them so special?"

"There are three colors," he replies, "Gold, Silver and Bronze."

"What color are you going to wear tonight?" she asks cheekily.

"Gold of course," says the man proudly.

The wife responds, "Really, why don't you wear Silver, it would be nice if you came second for a change!"

Monday, February 22, 2010

BASE MAG IN THE STREETS NOW!!!


Do you want to know why Ally kiba is an exceptional entertainer? New rulers. Gospel music taking over from secular music, Gerald Hando & Flaviana Matata Celebs and the art of Giving, Sports Marketing, Umuhimu wa Community based Football teams in Tanzania. Relationship trends hapa bongo; Vijana wadogo kupenda ma-sugar mummy nini sababu, and much more......
Pata habari za uchambuzi from Society, Entertainment, Sports, Relationships, Business and Finance. Kwa mchango mdogo tuu wa Tshs 2500/=
Base will hit the news stands in the regions soon....
Tony

Friday, February 19, 2010

MAN MAG NOW OUT!


Hello Guys, I am Chief Editor or something for this new mag. Yap! Whip me hard for the missed sps! Your input including your BUYING it off the street stands would be highly appreciated of course!
Go get it!
Taji

Thursday, February 18, 2010

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

DAR EVENTS!!


Subject: Those born 1930-1979 - MUST READ!!!!

Those of You Born

1930 - 1979

At the end of this Email is a quote of the month by Jay Leno.. If you don't read anything else, Please Read what he Said.
Very well stated,
Mr. Leno.
TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED THE

1930's, 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's!!

First, we survived being born to mothers
Who smoked and/or drank while they were
Pregnant.

They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing,
Tuna from a can and didn't get tested for diabetes.

Then after that trauma, we were put to sleep on our tummies in baby cribs covered with bright colored lead-base paints.

We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles,
Locks on doors or cabinets and when we rode
Our bikes, we had baseball caps not helmets on our heads.

As infants & children,
We would ride in cars with no car seats,
No booster seats, no seat belts, no air bags, bald tires and sometimes no brakes.

Riding in the back of a pick-up truck on a warm day
Was always a special treat.

We drank water
>From the garden hose and not from a bottle.

We shared one soft drink with four friends,
From one bottle and no one actually died from this.

We ate cupcakes, white bread, real butter and bacon.
We drank Kool-Aid made with real white sugar.
And, we weren't overweight.
WHY?

Because we were
Always outside playing...that's why!

We would leave home in the morning and play all day,
As long as we were back when the
Streetlights came on.

No one was able
To reach us all day. And, we were O.K.

We would spend hours building our go-carts out of scraps
And then ride them down the hill, only to find out
We forgot the brakes. After running into the bushes
a few times, we learned to solve the problem.
We did not have Playstations, Nintendo's and X-boxes.
There were no video games, no 150 channels on cable,
No video movies or DVD's, no surround-sound or CD's,
No cell phones,
No personal computers, no Internet and no chat rooms.
WE HAD FRIENDS
And we went outside and found them!

We fell out of trees, got cut, broke bones and teeth
And there were no lawsuits from these accidents.

We ate worms and mud pies made from dirt,
And the worms did not live in us
Forever.

We were given BB guns for our 10th birthdays,
Made up games with sticks and tennis balls and,
Although we were told it would happen,
We did not put out very many eyes..

We rode bikes or walked to a friend's house and
Knocked on the door or rang the bell, or just
Walked in and talked to them.

Little League had tryouts and not everyone made the team.
Those who didn't had to learn to deal
With disappointment.
Imagine that!!

The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke the law
Was unheard of.
They actually sided with the law!

These generations have produced some of the best
Risk-takers, problem solvers and inventors ever.

The past 50 years
Have been an explosion of innovation and new ideas.
We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility,
and we learned how to deal with it all.

If YOU are one of them?
CONGRATULATIONS!
You might want to share this with others
who have had the luck to grow up as kids, before the
lawyers and the government regulated so much of our lives
for our own good.

While you are at it, forward it to your kids so they will know
how brave and lucky their parents were.

Kind of makes you want to run through the house
with scissors, doesn't it ?

The quote of the
month is by Jay Leno:
"With hurricanes, tornados, fires out of control,
mud slides, flooding, severe thunderstorms
tearing up the country from one end to another,
and with the threat of swine flu
and terrorist attacks.
Are we sure this is a good time
to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?'

For those that prefer to think that God is not watching over us.. ..go ahead and delete this.

For the rest of
us...pass this on.
A Small Prayer!


God determines who walks into your life....it's up to you to decide who you let walk away, who you let stay, and who you refuse to let go.

I need this back. If you'll do this for me, I'll do it for you.

When there is nothing left but God, that is when you find out that God is all you need. Take 60 seconds and give this a shot! All you do is simply say the following small prayer for the person who sent you this.

Father,
God bless my friend in whatever it is that You know they may need this day!
And may their life be full of your peace, prosperity, and power
as he/she seeks to have a closer relationship with you.
Amen.