WHY I HAD TO CHANGE HOTELS LAST WEEK!
Last week I checked into my hotel in Durban and was a bit lonely. Ithought, I'll call one of those girls you see advertised in phone books like escorts and such.
I picked up the phone book and found an ad for a girl calling herself Afroerotic, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs..... well, you get the picture! I figured, what the heck, give her a call.
'Hello,' the woman says......... Gosh, she sounded sexy. Afraid I would lose my nerve if I hesitated I rushed right in.
'Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and whatI really want is s*x. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night; tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything and everything!Now, how does that sound?'
She says, 'That sounds fantastic, but you need to press 9 for an outside line.'
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