Naam, ni wakati tena wa red roses, cards, e-cards na nguo za rangi nyekundu. Aisee, very difficult for brothers to look good in red, really! I know Father Xmass peke yake anafanikisha hili sio!!?Pia ni wakati wa panic for some of us while wengine that are born with rare hormone za romance mnajitutumua kwa wapenzi wenu! Mnatuhadaa maRomeo!
There will be expensive trips and presents za kumwaga! Sijui new phones, new watches, perfume, new shoes and puto dresses! (For those guys who are reading this late, this is a healthy list you can use to buy be-lated Valentine gifts, cheaper too after the rush) But most intriguing is the homies who can buy jewellery! Or accessories! Earrings, necklaces, pins and pendants! Damn! I couldn't buy shanga for a Mzaramo chicks sake! How do you do it? Eh?
You guys buy bras (and know what precise cup sizes your women are!), underwear, hair oils, weaves, bouquets of flowers and scented bath gels, aromatherapy oils and.....eh!
Anyway, congrats! Now, there are many places that want mshiko wako Siku ya Wapendanao. But there are different types of 'wapendanao". The official types and the low low types.
The official ones simply struggle with the financial maths:
"Eh, mid month hiyo, kweli we go to Bagamoyo!"
The unofficial ones struggle with the official ones:
"Mhh, at that low price, EVERYONE is gon be there, lakini na these phone cameras bwana....if we go there I want to be free to at least try the swimming pool, kwetu tunaogelea kwenye mito tu!"
Man! I hope you had SOMEONE to vibe with!
If you had a fab Valentine, let us know, if you had a shady day, fill us in. Brothers gotta take care of each other..
Hivi hakuna game kali Sat hiii mazee?
No comments:
Post a Comment