Thursday, May 21, 2009

TANZANIAN HUSBANDS...

IS IT TRUE? JE, NI KWELI?

 

TANZANIAN HUSBANDS  ndivyo walivyo?
 
WATANGA

Has one Wife 
Has one girlfriend 
But he loves his wife the most. 
 
The CHAGAA 
Has one wife 
Has one girlfriend 
But he loves his girlfriend the most. 

The NGONI 
Has one wife 
Has one girlfriend 
But he loves the house maid the most. 

The SUKUMA 
Has two wives 
Has two girlfriends 
He loves the wives sisters the most. 

COASTERIAN/ZANZIBARIAN 
Has 4 wives 
Has 0 girlfriends 
He loves the house boy the most. 
 
The JALUO 
Has 4 wives 
Has 4 girlfriends 
He loves his neighbours wife the most. 
 
The NYAMWEZI 
Has one, two three wives 
Has several girlfriends 
He loves the barmaid the most. 

THE KURYA 
One wife 
Many girl friends 
He will beat all of them 
 
THE MASAI 
Two wives 
One girl friend 
He loves his cows the most 

THE SOMALI'S  
Four wives 
No girl friend 

Ho loves miraa most

 

Heee!


Please add on the Yao, Hehe, Muha, Haya, Pare, Mang'ati, Gogo, Nyaturu, Pogoro, Ndengereko, Kwavi, Digo etc...
 

1 comment:

  1. THE WAPARE'S.

    One wife
    One girl friend
    But loves his money most.

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