Men vs Women at the Drive Through ATM Machine.
This doesn't shed a good light on women, but is nevertheless entertaining...
HIM:
1. Pull up to ATM
2. Insert card
3. Enter PIN number and account
4. Take cash, receipt, and card
5. Leave
HER:
1. Pull up to ATM
2. Check makeup in rearview mirror
3. Shut off engine
4. Put keys in purse
5. Get out of car because she's too far from machine
6. Hunt for card in purse
7. Insert card
8. Hunt in purse for tampon wrapper with PIN number written on it
9. Enter PIN number
10. Study instructions for at least 2 minutes.
11. Hit "cancel"
12. Re-enter correct PIN number
12a. Hit "cancel"
12b. Call husband to get correct PIN number
13. Check balance
14. Look for envelope
15. Look in purse for pen
16. Make out deposit slip
17. Endorse checks
18. Make deposit
19. Study instructions
20. Make cash withdrawal
21. Get in car
22. Check makeup
23. Look for keys
24. Start car
25. Check makeup
26. Start pulling away
27. STOP
28. Back up to machine
29. Get out of car
30. Take card and receipt
31. Get back in car
32. Put card in wallet
33. Put receipt in checkbook
34. Enter deposits and withdrawals in checkbook
35. Clear area in purse for wallet and checkbook
36. Check makeup
37. Put car in gear, reverse
38. Put car in drive
39. Drive away from machine
40. Travel 3 miles
41. Release parking brake
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ReplyDeleteHey, who is that! I am so full of malaria I can hardly concentrate!
ReplyDeleteGimme a name. Let's put her up! Maybe an exclusive interview!
By the way, I have noticed that some readers sort of judge the content with the character. Granted. If this was a blog previewing the dramatics of the UEFA Champions League, people would have said, Yo! Guy is into soccer!
I put up pics of devastatingly fine sistas and some are like Uhhh, booty lover!
Yeah!...ok, so you are right. We are like a whole population worldwide! wats wrong with me professing to it! LOL!
One thing I offer is that LIFE IS A BITCH, UNFAIR, TOO SHORT. GOOD above all else.
Live life to the fullest people. Stick to the 9 Commandments and everything is Oo la la la la!(Yes, 9....)
Be sexy, be informed, be happy, smile, travel, love and leave and LIVE! Judge none lest you be crucified for your hypocrisy!
So, please, allow me to put up what my eye beholds, what my hand scribbles and my mind conjures.
I will not offend you personally, I will try to entertain, I am er, after all...the Master!!
This is all coz reference to my lucky wife came up 3 times already!!
Shhhhhhhh, she knows I am nuts, but doesn't know I am wicked too!! This is for you!! The world! Let it roll! It's show biz stupid!