Monday, May 25, 2009

LIMBWATA


When a man is totally immersed in his family, it is often said he has been fed the powerful Aphrodisiac called Limbwata!


Consider the following LIMBWATA facts by an expert.


A) If LIMBWATA is to allow your wife to be a partner and equal participant in formulating the family budget, then I support it, becoz women are wiser spenders than men.


B) If LIMBWATA means that the family money is used by Mama Watoto to purchase stuff at Kariakoo rather than being drunk by the husband atRIVERSIDE or GAZA ONE then I support that men are affected by LIMBWATAz


C) If a LIMBWATAz husband is the one who won't spend ALL the monthly salary with NYUMBA NDOGO or at KITIMOTO Bar (while his KIDS starve) then YEAH to all LIMBWATAz husbands.


E) If LIMBWATA means that a MUME spends quality time with his MKE and WATOTO, instead of engaging in dubious investments where he is CONNED then; "Feed the people LIMBWATA forever".


F) If LIMBWATA means that when MKEO is SICK you help her with work,that when she is over burdened you extend a helping hand then LONG LIVE LIMBWATAz.


G) If LIMBWATA means that you DON'T BEAT UP your wife, that you seek assistance from your wife for they are called helpers when you have tried all the altanertives in vain, then LIMBWATAz LIVE FOR LIFE!


H) If LIMBWATA means that you treat your wife as a human being, that you are polite, don't bark at her like a dog, DONT growl at her like a hyena, consider that after work she is as stressed as you are then VIVA LIMBWATAz.


I) If LIMBWATA means that you are at home after work, and that your wife and kids are your next of KIN then HIP HIP HURRAY TO ALL LIMBWATA FEEDERS!


Yo, bro, if the above applies to you, bravo! You are the Limbwata Star! Tell your WIFE to add More LIMBWATAZ. If you have not had a taste, seeek it out!


To you, my Sis who has fed your man LIMBWATAZ, congrats, however, do not run off after feeding him the stuff!! Let me tell you, there are some Bros who feed their women Limbwata then disappear, I tell you, the torture thereafter is worse than the fires of Hell!

No comments:

Post a Comment