GOD SAW IT WAS GOOD..

In the beginning God created day and night. He created day for rugby
> matches, going to the beach and Braai's. He created night for going
> prawning, sleeping and Braai's, and God saw that it was good.
>
> On the Second Day, God created water - for surfing, swimming and
Braai's
> on the beach, and God saw that it was good.
>
> On the Third Day God created the Earth to bring forth plants - to
> provide malt and yeast for beer and wood for Braais, and God saw that
it
> was good.
>
> On the Fourth Day God created animals and crustaceans for chops,
> sausages, steak and prawns for Braai's, and God saw that it was good.
>
> On the Fifth day God created a Bloke - to go to the rugby, enjoy the
> beach, drink the beer and eat the meat and prawns at Braai's, and God
saw
> that it was good.
>
> On the Sixth Day God saw that the Bloke was lonely and needed someone
to
> go to the rugby, surf, drink beer, eat and stand around the braai
with.
> So God created Mates, and God saw that they were good Blokes, and God
> saw that it was good.
>
> On the Seventh Day God looked around at the twinkling braai, fires,
> heard the hiss of opening beer cans and the raucous laughter of all
the
> Blokes. He smelled the aroma of grilled chops and sizzling prawns and
> God Saw that it was good ... well ... almost good.
>
> He saw that the Blokes were too tired to clean up and needed a rest.
So
> God created women - to clean the house, to bear children, to wash, To
> cook and to clean the Braai, and then God saw that it was not just
> good. It was better than that, it was Bloody Awesome!