tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-77748576273011853152024-02-07T11:19:49.767+03:00Masters"It's a Mans' World...half of it at least!"Master Tajihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06442466796174734470noreply@blogger.comBlogger392125truetag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774857627301185315.post-59337475295883318922015-05-01T01:19:00.001+03:002015-05-01T01:20:28.123+03:00YikesMaster Tajihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06442466796174734470noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774857627301185315.post-3408622308172937592015-04-30T22:17:00.001+03:002015-04-30T22:17:04.883+03:00Ding Dong<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiPQEFqv1XCtILWN0PkNetxIHHWXCcmbtGkGkkiacJz2UQekDD2geVwvWZz4ji51kLu1uJOzHnIv6Ki7x0yq8bNQnjPPNwFEFRRHmnjYBCZ0FYY49AKf4XTM38_2_pua5O5bGKXuYVrMNE/s1600/2015-04-30%25252022.16.21.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"> <img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiPQEFqv1XCtILWN0PkNetxIHHWXCcmbtGkGkkiacJz2UQekDD2geVwvWZz4ji51kLu1uJOzHnIv6Ki7x0yq8bNQnjPPNwFEFRRHmnjYBCZ0FYY49AKf4XTM38_2_pua5O5bGKXuYVrMNE/s640/2015-04-30%25252022.16.21.png"> </a> </div>Master Tajihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06442466796174734470noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774857627301185315.post-43830728484054252015-04-29T09:13:00.001+03:002015-04-29T09:13:53.226+03:00Spiky Route<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjG88Qyr27jq9c7Z8H84phRKv01SmfhtlQ2zBDjLH-98KGARoh32oKvX2x3swjAlgCeLUplrkBV2cyIjUgIgIPm5zcKG1VeQAMPWrQnDri5KiCfHzHvErY_y6I_8YfwyC8WTDCIajhHzIk/s1600/IMG-20150429-WA0002.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"> <img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjG88Qyr27jq9c7Z8H84phRKv01SmfhtlQ2zBDjLH-98KGARoh32oKvX2x3swjAlgCeLUplrkBV2cyIjUgIgIPm5zcKG1VeQAMPWrQnDri5KiCfHzHvErY_y6I_8YfwyC8WTDCIajhHzIk/s640/IMG-20150429-WA0002.jpg"> </a> </div>Master Tajihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06442466796174734470noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774857627301185315.post-55324868193873404902015-04-28T21:43:00.001+03:002015-04-28T21:43:42.974+03:00High Achiever<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgokmoOjHa8Ms67G9Unzd7RFHWU1skUYdbWkQg5tcRARgX77y8Xohfxhl5lgI13Wz4-seye38tzvD8pdgjuREAeG6LEo2d-NCk1uEokyCcMWjdtpIcXCgtIPCQcQ0RuVnldQYDigTKSy9E/s1600/IMG-20150428-WA0076.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"> <img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgokmoOjHa8Ms67G9Unzd7RFHWU1skUYdbWkQg5tcRARgX77y8Xohfxhl5lgI13Wz4-seye38tzvD8pdgjuREAeG6LEo2d-NCk1uEokyCcMWjdtpIcXCgtIPCQcQ0RuVnldQYDigTKSy9E/s640/IMG-20150428-WA0076.jpg"> </a> </div>Master Tajihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06442466796174734470noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774857627301185315.post-14416075435466024562015-04-28T21:03:00.001+03:002015-04-28T21:03:44.956+03:00We men Keep it Simple<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhTYzX8xqH458LSCMPZF3p-BK1-NEA_hl5Gk8oM1ml8EOmh731JAvwAppANdkmb7kil0SS-blyvobJ0vycNdf64Ad1bKMOkZxd35RNlSBhnKrcdQYV9esxM_q16t6oURw_rqK99t691-as/s1600/IMG-20150428-WA0074.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"> <img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhTYzX8xqH458LSCMPZF3p-BK1-NEA_hl5Gk8oM1ml8EOmh731JAvwAppANdkmb7kil0SS-blyvobJ0vycNdf64Ad1bKMOkZxd35RNlSBhnKrcdQYV9esxM_q16t6oURw_rqK99t691-as/s640/IMG-20150428-WA0074.jpg"> </a> </div>Master Tajihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06442466796174734470noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774857627301185315.post-90079022240532685212014-08-01T08:54:00.001+03:002014-08-01T08:54:39.302+03:00Nooo? Naaah..Now!!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgt9taCF1xV7Njn2zjGyJPBLZLgaaLv5no42-I1-l59QIbmVY6Fg57qRIfAXKAMMM57XPRrIirvIwxP9TvInjOK88bNl6QovBM6rFjypk3YCPrd5M4c0jbo8-LpN5yoe9K_JRROXfRT5wo/s1600/IMG_13035163923049.jpeg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"> <img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgt9taCF1xV7Njn2zjGyJPBLZLgaaLv5no42-I1-l59QIbmVY6Fg57qRIfAXKAMMM57XPRrIirvIwxP9TvInjOK88bNl6QovBM6rFjypk3YCPrd5M4c0jbo8-LpN5yoe9K_JRROXfRT5wo/s640/IMG_13035163923049.jpeg"> </a> </div>Master Tajihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06442466796174734470noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774857627301185315.post-15365941530951341062011-07-22T09:19:00.001+03:002011-07-22T09:19:25.579+03:00LLYOD -NAKED<iframe frameborder="0" width="480" height="270" src="http://www.dailymotion.com/embed/video/xjsmp9"></iframe><br /><a href="http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xjsmp9_lloyd-naked-starring-kamille-leai-aka-hot-wings-from-vh1-s-real-chance-at-love_music" target="_blank">Lloyd- "Naked" starring Kamille Leai (aka Hot...</a> <i>by <a href="http://www.dailymotion.com/LloydMusicTV" target="_blank">LloydMusicTV</a></i>Master Tajihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06442466796174734470noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774857627301185315.post-31030534641692885562011-01-17T10:20:00.000+03:002011-01-17T11:07:06.110+03:00CLICK DICK!The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate <br />father to start their family. On the day the surrogate father was to <br />arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife and said, "I'm off. The man should be <br />here soon" Half an hour later, just by chance a door-to-door baby <br />photographer rang the doorbell, hoping to make a sale.<br /><br />"Good morning, madam. I've come to...."<br />"Oh, no need to explain. I've been expecting you," Mrs. Smith cut in.<br />"Really?" the photographer asked. "Well, good. I've made a speciality of <br />babies"<br />"That's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat"<br /><br />After a moment, she asked, blushing, "Well, where do we start?"<br />"Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the <br />couch and perhaps a couple on the bed. Sometimes the living room floor is <br />fun too; you can really spread out!"<br />"Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work for Harry and me"<br />"Well, madam, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But, if we <br />try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven different <br />angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results"<br />"My, that's a lot of....." gasped Mrs. Smith.<br />"Madam, in my line of work, a man must take his time. I'd love to be in <br />and out in five minutes, but you'd be disappointed with that, I'm sure" <br />"Don't I know it," Mrs. Smith said quietly.<br /><br />The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his <br />baby pictures.<br />"This was done on the top of a bus in downtown London"<br />"Oh my God!" Mrs. Smith exclaimed, tugging at her handkerchief.<br />"And these twins turned out exceptionally well, when you consider their <br />mother was so difficult to work with"<br />"She was difficult?" asked Mrs. Smith.<br />"Yes, I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her to Hyde Park to get the job <br />done right. People were crowding around four and five deep, pushing to get <br />a good look"<br />"Four and five deep?" asked Mrs. Smith, eyes widened in amazement.<br />"Yes," the photographer said, "And for more than three hours too. The <br />mother was constantly squealing and yelling. I could hardly concentrate. <br />Then darkness approached and I began to rush my shots. Finally, when the <br />squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just packed it all in."<br />Mrs. Smith leaned forward. "You mean squirrels actually chewed on your, <br />um......equipment?"<br />"That's right. Well, madam, if you're ready, I'll set up my tripod so we <br />can get to work."<br />"Tripod?????"<br />"Oh yes, I have to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much too big for <br />me to hold for very long. Madam? Madam? ....... Good Lord, she's <br />fainted!!"Master Tajihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06442466796174734470noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774857627301185315.post-87415002276272492942011-01-17T09:58:00.001+03:002011-01-17T09:58:54.718+03:00BOLLOCKS!!!!!A man decides to have a face-lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the results. On his way home, he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper.<br /><br />Before leaving, he says to the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?"<br /><br />"About 35," was the reply.<br /><br />"I'm actually 47," the man says, feeling really happy.<br /><br />After that, he goes into McDonalds for lunch and asks the clerk the same question.<br /><br />The reply is, "Oh, you look about 29".<br /><br />"I am actually 47."<br /><br />Later, while standing at a bus stop, he asks an old woman the same question.<br /><br />She replies, "I am 85 years old, and my eyesight is going. But when I was young, there was a sure way of telling a man's age. If I put my hand down your pants and play with your balls for 10 minutes, I will be able to tell you your exact age."<br /><br />As there was no one around, the man thinks, What the hell and lets her slip her hand down his pants.<br /><br />Ten minutes later, the old lady says, "Okay, it's done. You are 47."<br /><br />Stunned, the man says, "That was brilliant. How did you do that?"<br /><br />The old lady replies, "I was behind you at McDonalds."Master Tajihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06442466796174734470noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774857627301185315.post-89900072725280957082011-01-17T01:18:00.004+03:002011-01-17T01:21:29.526+03:002010 JANUARY EYE-CANDY IS NIKKI....<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhuFtA2u5GvXuFIgNuKzt69XFC_cAyUYN2VfT3-PX8obeneEkhMc026Q7Ww5-lKCt2Q8vrRJebMSwJHBJOJ35Xq99pru1IbHkNFWK0PgIg8lLteBa1CmFnAlVTnYP9tL2boU61sgjOvBRA/s1600/NickiMinajV8.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 299px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhuFtA2u5GvXuFIgNuKzt69XFC_cAyUYN2VfT3-PX8obeneEkhMc026Q7Ww5-lKCt2Q8vrRJebMSwJHBJOJ35Xq99pru1IbHkNFWK0PgIg8lLteBa1CmFnAlVTnYP9tL2boU61sgjOvBRA/s400/NickiMinajV8.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5562912382917941762" /></a>Master Tajihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06442466796174734470noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774857627301185315.post-68405643561667702242010-12-14T10:41:00.003+03:002010-12-14T11:02:06.611+03:00DECEMBER AND THE YEAR 2010 BELONGS TO NIKKI MINAJ(and friends)!!<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgJjVfYKsvUJgbXKDW2Dw0CiB9FGVBpai9TruxZE9iGpwvohxlek1LF-Di512fuODv_hyphenhyphend9mDEcn253a-Q6QUbNML1NylnCMXzBxVp-MfYiIb4WCQJhK57_AuRwgxbyqMyx0lfV2nbveKY/s1600/NickiMinajBdayTao9.jpg"><img style="display:block; 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margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 292px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjsn5W-_KYyjoOkd0EC6WKumSYlhKq-wIPpqOr5A0Uu0nexoib8WiOBr_14WPol0aE9d6MhZ1OReLeB9SWY35P-WHaOLM93Lv_bKx-TkZBS4OMnkQQcT1tcRocRgbu9Ls-tflsSrMQsRzw/s400/NickiMinajBdayTao4.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5550440552169992658" /></a>Master Tajihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06442466796174734470noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774857627301185315.post-42524826483703855512010-11-30T16:30:00.002+03:002010-11-30T16:33:27.747+03:00DECEMBER 1 IS WORLDS AIDS DAY, QUESTION IS, DID YOU SAFE SEX IT SO FAR INTO 2010?<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjR37jaKPD9VQzlpyhH-U7yqUv3V1jeRtwFfR5ueO7zD2Dut12Sb8wFqr7OtifqtLZ486iuspixKmI6ZxtmKLi64JhHnOt6ja6gTqWZB_rOoQht0_xR03mREAkCIr-zY1o7zrA_SDe7XIg/s1600/WAD+MSG.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 301px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjR37jaKPD9VQzlpyhH-U7yqUv3V1jeRtwFfR5ueO7zD2Dut12Sb8wFqr7OtifqtLZ486iuspixKmI6ZxtmKLi64JhHnOt6ja6gTqWZB_rOoQht0_xR03mREAkCIr-zY1o7zrA_SDe7XIg/s400/WAD+MSG.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5545335263530448962" /></a>Master Tajihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06442466796174734470noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774857627301185315.post-60591546117997615082010-11-30T16:28:00.001+03:002010-11-30T16:29:59.290+03:00END OF NOVEMBER BONUS JOKES!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiU_brP-FQl_AayDDRIAFFOcpOWLGQvpw5xAyvJHeZ7Lwpl_ODWcJSD5khA6ZQOMGkj7IJSWJW4axkRh0RnWWoAeKu0Gy180xTeuYbZLxe_A7qrhkFAvUI424yjU29BSAXloy7rfBy4IZM/s1600/those.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; 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margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 258px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj94eJacmY1gdApjO0mgJlh8lbt7yve0imfvHpmFF-xjQwOLaZrP5tqyEQwWZSI9QvkV7gt-MVnOYJWWnlyD5Y57Nb79BPVIQ_HMnRJ4KBqiX1TUNe2BpNCqRt_RAsSn0Vi4Agm9zG-PuE/s400/KeriHilson2010AMAs2.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5545333384914804578" /></a>Master Tajihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06442466796174734470noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774857627301185315.post-35511737305971615172010-11-30T16:19:00.001+03:002010-11-30T16:21:28.617+03:00FRESHLY GROUND IN DAR!!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEinwYBctBH3GluCrM_aRTGlrhomGZ3zxsPXk-L7_J5v-z6YsGqzWeVEQxKFubeILhNzcNw9d4edqerWbrVv4IXd_JM4CnixCb-HZKTQDc3eGLnt-QoJ-G5np3hf_p8iEs1hHLg96oVPCF0/s1600/Freshly+Ground.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 283px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEinwYBctBH3GluCrM_aRTGlrhomGZ3zxsPXk-L7_J5v-z6YsGqzWeVEQxKFubeILhNzcNw9d4edqerWbrVv4IXd_JM4CnixCb-HZKTQDc3eGLnt-QoJ-G5np3hf_p8iEs1hHLg96oVPCF0/s400/Freshly+Ground.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5545332168378175826" /></a>Master Tajihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06442466796174734470noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774857627301185315.post-81383360755169518582010-11-30T16:12:00.000+03:002010-11-30T16:13:43.503+03:00WIRELESS AFRICAAfter having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, British scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 150 years ago.<br /><br />Not to be outdone by the Brit's, in the weeks that followed, an American archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet, and shortly after, a story published in the New York Times: "American archaeologists, finding traces of 250-year-old copper wire, have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network 50 years earlier than the British".<br /><br />One week later, the Cape Times, in South Africa, reported the following:<br />"After digging as deep as 30 feet in his backyard in Thabazimbi, South Africa, Lucky Simelane, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely nothing. Lucky has therefore concluded that 250 years ago, Africa had already gone wireless."<br /><br />Just makes you bloody proud to be from Africa !Master Tajihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06442466796174734470noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774857627301185315.post-81146443704975334782010-11-30T14:38:00.000+03:002010-11-30T14:39:45.227+03:00AMOOOZING!!A New Zealander walks into the bedroom with a sheep on a leash and says...<br /><br />"Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."<br /><br />The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says,<br /><br />"If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."<br /><br />The guy replies,<br /><br />"And if you weren't such a presumptuous b#%ch, you'd realize I was talking<br />to the sheep."Master Tajihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06442466796174734470noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774857627301185315.post-10822035072845665772010-11-25T18:18:00.001+03:002010-11-25T18:18:57.102+03:00PREPOSTERITIOUS!!!A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary. <br /><br />The old man leans forward and says softly to his wife . . . "Dear, there is something that I must ask you. It has always bothered me that our 10th child never quite looked like the rest of our children. Now I want to assure you that these 75 years have been the most wonderful experience I could have ever hoped for, and your answer cannot take that all away. But, I must know, did he have a different father?" <br /><br />The wife drops her head, unable to look her husband in the eye. She paused for moment and then confessed. "Yes. Yes he did." <br /><br />The old man is very shaken, the reality of what his wife was admitting hit him harder than he had expected. With a tear in his eye he asks "Who? Who was he? Who was the father?" <br /><br />Again the old woman drops her head, saying nothing at first as she tried to muster the courage to tell the truth to her husband. then, finally, she says. . . . . . . "You."Master Tajihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06442466796174734470noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774857627301185315.post-50346762015175786272010-11-25T18:15:00.001+03:002010-11-25T18:16:37.760+03:00TASTERIn an alcohol factory the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire.<br /><br />A drunkard with ragged, dirty looks came to apply for the position.<br />The director of the factory wondered how to send him away.<br /><br />They tested him.<br /><br />They gave him a glass with a drink. He tried it and said,<br />"It’s red wine, a muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope,<br />matured in steel containers."<br />"That’s correct", said the boss.<br /><br />Another glass.<br />"It’s red wine , Cabernet, eight years old, a southwestern slope, oak barrels."<br />"Correct."<br /><br />The director was astonished.<br />He winked at his secretary to suggest something.<br /><br />She brought in a glass of urine. The alcoholic tried it.<br /><br />"It’s a blonde, 26 years old, pregnant in the third month.<br />And if you don’t give me the job, I’ll also tell who’s the father!"Master Tajihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06442466796174734470noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774857627301185315.post-87280410728389854642010-11-23T19:54:00.000+03:002010-11-23T19:56:47.798+03:00SMOOVE PRESENTS BOBBY RICKETTS LIVE IN CONCERTSmoove presents Bobby Ricketts (Saxophone) live in concert, featuring Al Campos (Vocals, Trombone) and a killer band from Europe:<br /><br />Deodato Siquir - drums<br />Thomas Risell - bass<br />Hannibal Gustafsson - guitar<br />Anders P. Jensen - keyboards<br /><br />Dar concert: November 27th<br /><br />Arusha concert: December 1st<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj-Sh6b4xkK9vPtXJsgOvxNbGIKJ0FfqQDBclujZZvj7J0d78H4G6PTNMIQCZPk2HS_7MoGRM0zWa5e8GJkjuOztYk3gEGrFNja4x78xkZR-Y_4LOoMtOAmiIjbSAsCAE_vK9QpJ-gUukg/s1600/Bobby+Ricketts.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 283px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj-Sh6b4xkK9vPtXJsgOvxNbGIKJ0FfqQDBclujZZvj7J0d78H4G6PTNMIQCZPk2HS_7MoGRM0zWa5e8GJkjuOztYk3gEGrFNja4x78xkZR-Y_4LOoMtOAmiIjbSAsCAE_vK9QpJ-gUukg/s400/Bobby+Ricketts.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5542789728886344002" /></a>Master Tajihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06442466796174734470noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774857627301185315.post-18803020069426404532010-10-30T02:16:00.003+03:002010-10-30T02:31:34.567+03:00MODEL CASTING FOR SWAHILI FASHION WEEK/WANATAFUTWA MAMODO KWA AJILI YA ONYESHO LA SWAHILI FASHION WEEK!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj0qa_-RzyVK-nNKyaqGTKqCIjAe7wPlYSMsFbBy1MpIHkoE33J2OUEZSmAxKKafuogMvilmBI_nfik8-dNMLMC4oATv8VTz-FbP94eRlF5pPDYkdLrKbQkcL3fvut92t-GNZB4S9fmwwI/s1600/SFW.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 165px; height: 165px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj0qa_-RzyVK-nNKyaqGTKqCIjAe7wPlYSMsFbBy1MpIHkoE33J2OUEZSmAxKKafuogMvilmBI_nfik8-dNMLMC4oATv8VTz-FbP94eRlF5pPDYkdLrKbQkcL3fvut92t-GNZB4S9fmwwI/s400/SFW.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5533611719696360290" /></a><br /><br />FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE<br /> <br /> <br />Model casting on Monday November 1st at Southern Sun Hotel from 1pm until 3pm.<br /> <br />Are you a Model? Or perhaps you aspire to be one?<br /> <br />Men and Women; All are welcome to audition for the chance of being a part of Swahili Fashion Week 2010.<br /> <br />Southern Sun Hotel will be hosting the third Swahili Fashion week model casting at 1pm on the 1st of November. Our aim is to offer this opportunity to all people who aspire to be a model. Anyone with the dream of becoming a model has the opportunity to audition for the biggest fashion filled event of the year.<br /> <br />Swahili Fashion week is a platform for designers – both fashion and accessory – from Swahili speaking countries to showcase their creativity, market their art and network with their clientele. This is all aimed at promoting fashion as an income generating, job creating industry while emphasizing a “Made in East Africa” concept.<br /> <br />Swahili Fashion Week 2010 has been sponsored by the home of Swahili Fashion Week - Southern Sun, Origin Africa, USAID Compete, MALARIA HAIKUBALIKI , BASATA (Baraza La Sanaa Taifa), Ultimate Security, Monier 2000, Colour Print Ltd, Global Outdoor Ltd, Amarula, Vayle Springs Ltd, ZG Films, Darling Hair, Danish make up designs, Nipashe, Bilicanas, Perfect Machinery Ltd, 1&1 Internet Solutions, Sengi Tours, Ifashion, 361 Degrees and EATV & East Africa Radio.<br /> <br /> <span style="font-weight:bold;"><br />Usaili kwa wanamitindo kufanyika Southern Sun Hotel, Jumatatu tarehe 1 November 2010</span><br /> <br />Je wewe ni mwanamitindo? Na ungependa kuwa mmojawapo?<br /> <br />Wanawake na Wanaume, wenye ndoto za kuwa wanamitindo wanakaribiswa .<br /> <br />Ni kuanzia saa 7 mchana mpaka saa 9.<br /> <br />Jukwaa la tatu la Swahili Fashion Week linawakutanisha pamoja wabunifu wa mavazi kutoka Afrika hasa zile nchi zinazoongea lugha ya Kiswahili, litafanya usili kwa ajili ya kuwapa wanamitindo watakaopewa nafasi ya kuonesha mavazi ya wabunifu mbalimbali wakaoshiriki katika jukwaa hilo kubwa la mavazi AfrikaMashariki.<br /> <br />Usahili huo upo wazi wanawake na wanaume ambao wanapenda kuwa wanamitindo, na utafanyika katika hoteli ya Southern Sun Kuanzia saa 7 mchana.<br /> <br />Lengo ni kutoa nafasi kwa wale wote wenye nia ya kuwa wanamitindo kupata fursa ya kushiriki katika Swahili Fashion Week 2010<br />Swahili Fashion Week ni jukwaa kubwa pekee linalowaleta pamoja wabunifu wa mavazi na watengenezaji wa bidhaa za mapambo kutoka nchi zote zinazozungumza lugha ya Kiswahili, ili kuonyesha ubunifu wao, kuuza bidhaa wanazozalisha, kubuni ajira, sambamba na kutengeneza mtandao kwa wabunifu kutoka maoneo hayo wanayoongea lugha ya Kiswahili, sambamba na kuhimiza dhana nzima ya kuthamini bidhaa zinazotengenezwa Afrika Mshariki. <br /><br />Swahili Fashion Week 2010 imedhaminiwa na Southern Sun, home of Swahili Fashion Week, Origin Africa, USAID Compete, MALARIA HAIKUBALIKI, BASATA (Baraza La Sanaa Tanzania), Ultimate Security, Monier 2000, Colour Print Ltd, Global Outdoor Ltd, Amarula, Vayle Springs Ltd, ZG Films, Darling Hair, Danishmake up designs, Nipashe, Bilicanas, Perfect Machinery Ltd, 1&1 Internet Solutions, Sengi Tours, Ifashion, 361 Degrees na EATV & East Africa Radio.<br /> <br /> <br />CONTACT PERSON: Saphia Ngalapi, Media & PR Manager<br />TELEPHONE NUMBER: +255-712-099834<br />EMAIL ADDRESS: media@swahilifashionweek.com<br /> <br />###<br />Saphia Ngalapi<br />Media & PR Manager<br />Mustafa Hassanali<br />PO Box 10684, Dar es Salaam, Tanzania<br />105 Kilimani Road, Kinondoni, Dar es Salaam, Tanzania<br />(opp. Patricia Metzger Health & Beauty Clinic / near French Embassy)<br />Tel : +255 (0)22 266 8555<br />Mobile : +255 (0)712 099 834<br />Mail : media@mustafahassanali.net <br />Web : www.mustafahassanali.net<br />www.swahilifashionweek.com<br />www.harusitradefair.com<br />www.twende.infoMaster Tajihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06442466796174734470noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774857627301185315.post-9812267688904470602010-10-27T15:23:00.003+03:002010-10-27T15:31:49.144+03:00EXPLOSIVE ZION<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiW6VVkLEnsxI4whRYRt7qSbhI1mbOCER5o1TE-IfqSnpMbNxIJhxIsSkNkLmm8DjAhbvDwiJ2CMq04UaUQw7OUufYN60MBnTObApnj_EiV781EiWKJ53-IG5SEM0Q67Ihs8pm10s9kljg/s1600/image001.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 283px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiW6VVkLEnsxI4whRYRt7qSbhI1mbOCER5o1TE-IfqSnpMbNxIJhxIsSkNkLmm8DjAhbvDwiJ2CMq04UaUQw7OUufYN60MBnTObApnj_EiV781EiWKJ53-IG5SEM0Q67Ihs8pm10s9kljg/s400/image001.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5532700634386837746" /></a><br />Explosive Zion<br /> <br />I-Noch brings you the Live performance “Explosive Zion “ a Reggae Live concert with Zanzi-B from Jamaica supported by local Ragga , Raggae and Dance Hall artists .<br />Performances from Jhikoman and Afrikabisa Band, Saganda and Hardmad accompanied with “Zemkala Band” <br />Venue: Makumbusho Cultural center<br /> <br />Date: 29th October 2010<br /> <br />Time : 7pm till dawn.<br /> <br />"Tickets Available at the Gate."Master Tajihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06442466796174734470noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774857627301185315.post-40650504478958899902010-10-18T00:57:00.003+03:002010-10-18T01:00:15.511+03:00PHOTOGRAPHY EXHIBITION 2010 APPLICATION!!!!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjkEWA0OjA59HciOJcpBaqkA2jU8oQ8TRSpxPDeiZHstm0ozsCs66hs53-QfgAkA4Rdo1B6KcHgRolyRixNcjNVK0O1iui1F3CaEvAv0J6CGyv2ILW_m-RHuEOPQdA9MwlXd3uElNVoAJ0/s1600/photographyexhibitionflier+copy2+(2).jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjkEWA0OjA59HciOJcpBaqkA2jU8oQ8TRSpxPDeiZHstm0ozsCs66hs53-QfgAkA4Rdo1B6KcHgRolyRixNcjNVK0O1iui1F3CaEvAv0J6CGyv2ILW_m-RHuEOPQdA9MwlXd3uElNVoAJ0/s400/photographyexhibitionflier+copy2+(2).jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5529137773277050594" /></a>Master Tajihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06442466796174734470noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774857627301185315.post-44755665894827845682010-10-12T16:26:00.003+03:002010-10-12T16:29:23.927+03:00SALIF KEITA IN CONCERT 13th OCT DAR ES SALAAM!!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh8hrUidLVOoDbKZ3zS7vMH8N16WjW5BqAZZN0cB7CWBZ3iDQvJH3cZP8_DQ95OexpV7U0CuKw1ejUT7_klm51yCM4QpwlYSaILuwFwAcMTspm6avNOD3J77VPPMmfKTVYoZGGT8DyqEp8/s1600/salif.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 283px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh8hrUidLVOoDbKZ3zS7vMH8N16WjW5BqAZZN0cB7CWBZ3iDQvJH3cZP8_DQ95OexpV7U0CuKw1ejUT7_klm51yCM4QpwlYSaILuwFwAcMTspm6avNOD3J77VPPMmfKTVYoZGGT8DyqEp8/s400/salif.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5527150597338907234" /></a>Master Tajihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06442466796174734470noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774857627301185315.post-8824579390566831022010-10-11T18:46:00.000+03:002010-10-11T18:47:25.861+03:00MY WIFE SUGGESTED I ATTEND...WICOE (Women In Charge Of Everything)<br />Is proud to announce the opening of its <br /> EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!<br />OPEN TO MEN ONLY<br />ALL ARE WELCOME<br />Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants<br />The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:<br /> <br />DAY ONE<br />HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS<br />Step by step guide with slide presentation<br /> <br />TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?<br />Roundtable discussion<br /> <br />DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR<br />Practising with hamper (Pictures and graphics)<br /> <br />DISHES & SILVERWARE; <br />DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK <br />OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?<br />Debate among a panel of experts.<br /> <br />REMOTE CONTROL <br />Losing the remote control - Help line and support groups<br /> <br />LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS<br />Starting with looking in the right place<br />Instead of turning the house upside down while screaming - <br />Open forum<br /><br />DAY TWO<br />EMPTY MILK CARTONS; <br />DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?<br />Group discussion and role play<br /> <br />HEALTH WATCH; <br />BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH <br />PowerPoint presentation<br /> <br />REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST<br />Real life testimonial from the one man who did<br /> <br />IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY <br />AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS? <br />Driving simulation<br /> <br />LIVING WITH ADULTS; <br />BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN<br />YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER<br />Online class and role playing<br /> <br />HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION <br />Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques<br /> <br />REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES<br />& CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE<br />Bring your calendar or PDA to class<br />GETTING OVER IT; <br />LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME <br />Individual counsellors availableMaster Tajihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06442466796174734470noreply@blogger.com0