END OF JULY EYE-CANDY

I think I am beginning to like her music. She is definitely a WOWer, so if she can't really sing or rap, it's all good. No, really, her music is cool.
Ladies and Gentlemen, presenting; TRINA!

....How people give explanations for Leave

Suddenly one of the employees in an organization took 10 days Leave without any notice. When he returned his PL asked for explanation. The employee said "Sir, my mom died unexpectedly". The PL let it go at that.

After 3 months the same pattern repeated, and this time he said his father died. Then the PL got changed. After 3 months the same pattern repeated. And the employee gave the explanation that his mom died. After 3 months same thing again...and this time his father died. This happened repeatedly for 2 years. At the end, one PL checked his past records and told him, "I have caught you red handed, How come in the past 2 years, your mom has died 5 times, and your dad has died five times?"

To which the guy said, "Sir, my mom died and my father remarried. Then my father died and my new mom remarried. Then my mom died and the new father remarried. This has been going on and on and on and..."!!!!!!

(Submitted by Debby)

TZ 2010 ELECTION PREDICTIONS

SOMA UJUMBE UUPATAPO!!!

Mgonjwa mmoja mahututi alikuwa
hawezi kuongea, alipofikishwa hospitalini akawekewa oxgen.
Bac mchungaji akaja kumuombea.
WAKATI AKIOMBEWA, yule mgonjwa
akachukua kalamu na karatasi,
Akaandika haraka haraka na akampa yule Mchungaji. Ambaye
badala ya kuisoma ile karatasi, akaitia kwenye
mfuko wa joho na kuendelea na maombi hadi
yule mgonjwa, AKAKATA ROHO.
Mchungaji hakuisoma ile karatasi akijua kua
ni wosia wa marehemu. Akasubiri baada ya
mazishi kwenye kikao cha ndugu akasema;
"KUNA KITU NILIPEWA NA MAREHEMU SIKU
NILIYOKUA NAMUOMBEA"
Akampa mmoja wa wanandugu akisome.
Haya ndiyo yaliyokuwa yameandikwa na
yule mgonjwa:
"UMEKANYAGA WAYA WA OXYGEN,
NAKOSA HEWA"

‘Save the Children’

Dear Friend of DCMA
In collaboration with various schools and the ‘Save the Children’ organization, DCMA will stage its ‘Save the Music’ Children’s Concert at the popular Forodhani Park on July 16. The aim of the concert will be to showcase the progress achieved as a result of the Music for Children Program that has been undertaken by the DCMA since 2002. During the concert, children that have been trained in the various courses will be performing for their peers as well as their families. Several schools from around Zanzibar have been invited to the concert which is expected to feature various acts including traditional dance, solo performances, singing duets as well as hip hop.
Regards,
DCMA

BANDA SAMBA BRASIL

BRAZILIAN EMBASSY AND MAISHA MUSIC PROUDLY BRINGS YOU

BANDA SAMBA BRASIL

..An excitingly fantastic Samba band made up by musicians from both Brazil and Mozambique. This package will also include 2 Capoeira Masters..


THE PROGRAM:
15TH JULY:
10:00 TO 11:00 Hrs – PRESS CONFERENCE @ HABARI MAELEZO
15:00 TO 18:00 – CAPUERA Hrs AND SAMBA WORKSHOPS @ MAKUMBUSHO VILLAGE
20:00 TO 23:00 Hrs PERFORMANCE @ GOLDEN TULIP HOTEL



16TH JULY:
15:00 TO 18:00 Hrs CAPUERA AND SAMBA WORKSHOPS @ MAKUMBUSHO VILLAGE
20:00 TO 23:00 Hrs PERFORMANCE @ MAKUMBUSHO VILLAGE – FREE ENTRY


PLEASE HELP TO SHARE THIS INFORMATION, AND IF YOU OR SOMEONE YOU KNOW WOULD LIKE TO TAKE PART IN THE WORKSHOP DO LET US KNOW SO THAT WE CAN ADD YOUR NAME TO THE PARTICIPANTS LIST.

FOR MORE INFORMATION PLEASE CONTACT US ON info@maishamusic.com