Wednesday, November 11, 2009

HELP!!

Can your partner be with your phone for a day and things remain the
same?

One Friday morning, John woke up hurriedly and prepared for work. He
worked in a busy institution and was expected early at work. His wife
worked a distance from where her husband's office was. As a result of
doing things in a hurry, John unknowingly, carried his wife's mobile
phone leaving behind his own. After he had gone his wife Jane noticed
the mix-up but it was too late for her to do anything about it. She
thought for a while and decided to carry her husband's phone in case he
came back for it.
On arriving at his place of work John noticed that he had confused his

wife's phone for his but decided not to go back for it. He sighed deeply
because he knew his wife could access romantic messages sent by his many
mistresses. His wife too was disgusted because she had several toy boys.

Drama began to unfold when John received an SMS intended for his wife
sent by somebody saved as 'Peter-Taxi', which read, "Hi sweetie, ope yo
monin' is fine, 4 me am okay just mad! My love 4 you kills me. I
couldn't stop dreaming about you even after we met last evening coz you
hold the password to ma heart." John was shocked to see this and thought
he understood why his wife had come home late the previous evening. He
decided to stay mum to see what more would come.

After one hour he received another SMS from somebody saved as
'Susan-Salon' which read, "Monin darling, ope ur fine, am also fine but
not so fine without seeing you next to me coz you control every part of
ma heart. Nice day sweetie, see you at lunch." The third SMS ticked in
from somebody saved as 'Winnie-Handbags' which read, "Monin ma beautiful
queen, I wish you were a gum, I would chew you every time, you make me
feel young like I was born yesterday, you without whom I would go on a
hunger strike. Have a bright day ma dear." John was deeply shocked by
these messages but knew that on the other side his wife might be seeing
drama too. Meanwhile, Jane had seen even more than her husband. She had
received three messages from three women that clearly showed they were
his mistresses. The first SMS was from a woman saved as 'Ochieng-Car
wash' which read, "Hi deah how's ur monin? 4 me am okay with ur son
here, he says he loves you so much n you should come n stay with us.

gday." Jane almost fainted on seeing this because she could not believe
that her husband had a son outside marriage.

Before her anger was over, she received a second SMS from'

'Omosh-Kinyozi' which read, "Monin ma deah, ope ur enjoyin ur day. Mine
can't be complete without you. Every time I sleep in this house you
bought 4 me I dream 2 love u always. The BM u bought me is perfect on
road. Thanks, g'day." The last message came from 'Karanja-Electician'

and read, "Sasa honey? Ope uko poa, mimi niko fiti hapa campo, lakini
nikumiss sana . But honey kuna doh tunadaiwa za project 40k, nita come
unishow vile tutalipa. Nice day love you big." Jane had found the answer
to why her husband was always penniless! When evening came John and Jane
met at home. They could hardly talk but only stared at one another with
suspicion.

Then they called you to intervene, sincerely would you solve this?

No comments:

Post a Comment