TELL TALE WIFE

A driver is stopped by a police officer. The driver asks, "What's the problem officer?"
Officer: "You were going at least 60 in a 40 zone."
"No sir, I was going 50."
Wife: "Oh, Bob. You were going 70." (The man glares at his wife.)
Officer: "You also have a broken brake light."
Man: "Broken brake light? I didn't know about a broken brake light!"
Wife: "Oh Bob, you've known about that bulb for weeks." (The man gives his wife another stern look.)
Officer: "Sir, I see you're also not wearing your seatbelt."
Man: "Oh I just took it off when you were walking up to the car."
Wife: "Oh Bob, you never wear your seatbelt."
The man turns to his wife and yells, "WILL YOU BE QUIET!"
The Officer turns to the woman and asks, "Ma'am, does your husband talk to you this way all the time?"
The wife says, "No, only when he's drunk."