A Mother had 3 virgin daughters and they were all
getting married within a short time period.
Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life
would get started, she made them all promise to send a
postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.
The first girl sent a card from Nakuru two days after
the wedding.The card said nothing but "Nescafe." Mom
was puzzled at first, but then went to the kitchen and
got out the Nescafe jar. It said: "Good till the last drop."
Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.
The second girl sent the card from Mombasa a week after
the wedding,and the card read: "Benson & Hedges".Mom
now knew to go straight to her husband's
cigarettes,and she read from the Benson & Hedges pack:
"Extra Long. King Size.She was again slightly
embarrassed but still happy for her daughter.
The third girl left for her honeymoon to Kakamega Mom
waited for a week, nothing. Another week went by and
still nothing. Then after a whole month, a card
finally arrived. Written on it with
shaky handwriting were the words "Kenya Airways."
Mom took out her latest Standard Newspaper Digger
Classified pages, flipped through the pages fearing
the worst, and finally found the ad for KQ. The ad
said: "Three times a day, seven days a week, both ways."
Mom fainted...
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