Thursday, July 30, 2009
Saturday, July 25, 2009
LOGIC
LOGIC
Two guys, Cameron and Nyiko are sitting at their favourite bar,
drinking beer.
Cameron turns to Nyiko and says, "You know, I'm tired of going through
life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the community
college and sign up for some classes." Nyiko agrees that it's a good
idea.
The next day, Cameron goes down to the college and meets the Dean of
Admissions, who signs him up for four basic classes: Math, English,
History, and Logic.
"Logic?" Cameron asks, "what's that?"
The dean says, "I'll show you. Do you own a lawnmower?"
"Yeah."
"Then logically speaking, because you own a lawnmower, I think that
you would have a yard."
"That's true, I do have a yard."
"I'm not done," the dean says. "Because you have a yard, I think
logically that you would have a house."
"Yes, I do have a house!"
"And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a
family."
"I have a family."
"I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must
have a wife."
"Yes, I do have a wife."
"And because you have a wife, then logic tells me you must be
heterosexual."
"I am heterosexual. That's amazing, you were able to find out all of
that because I have a lawnmower."
Excited to take the class now, Cameron shakes the Dean's hand and
leaves to go meet Nyiko at the bar. He tells Nyiko about his classes,
how he has signed up for Math, English, History and Logic.
"Logic?" Nyiko says, "What's that?"
"I'll show you," says Cameron. "Do you have a lawnmower?"
"No."
"Then you're gay.....
Monday, July 13, 2009
Thursday, July 9, 2009
HUNTERS NIGHT CLUB!!!
WELCOME ALL!
NOW EVERY FRIDAY STARTING AT 4PM!! SERIOUSLY, WE KNOW SOME OF YOU WANT TO FORGET THE STRESS OF WORK FASTAAA!!! SO COME OUT WITH YOUR HOMIES, BRING THAT SPECIAL CHICK OUT FOR A DRANK, OR YOUR OFFICE MATES AND CHILL OUT WITH COOL MUSIC IN THE BACKGROUND!! BRING YOUR CD AND WE WILL PLAY YOUR HITS!!
HEY, IT'S FREE ENTRY BUT ONLY TO DECENT FOLK! THE SMARTER, THE SEXIER, THE BETTER!
BEER AND LIQUOR PRICES ARE AT NORMAL PRICE!!!!
BEFORE YOU KNOW IT, IT'S MIDNITE AND THERE IS NOONE TO BLAME BUT.....FUN!!
Wednesday, July 8, 2009
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