Friday, September 25, 2009
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
HONESTY PAYS
Hello guys!
Time to get our free kick on! Lol! Now look, honesty is the best policy they say, so I am requesting you to click on this link:
http://www.clublaugh.com/item.php?id=348&sort=date
on the page, do exactly as prompted. Please be honest!
Time to get our free kick on! Lol! Now look, honesty is the best policy they say, so I am requesting you to click on this link:
http://www.clublaugh.com/item.php?id=348&sort=date
on the page, do exactly as prompted. Please be honest!
Sunday, September 20, 2009
HEARING!
The preacher says "Anyone with needs to be prayed for, come forward, to the front at the altar,".
Sipho gets in line, and when it's his turn, the preacher asks: " Sipho, what do you want me to pray about for you."
Sipho replies: "Preacher, I need you to pray for my hearing."
The preacher puts one finger in Sipho's ear and he places the other hand on top of Sipho's head and prays and prays and prays, he prays a blue streak for Sipho.
After a few minutes, the Preacher removes his hands, stands back and asks, " Sipho, how is your hearing now?" Sipho says, "I don't know, Reverend, my hearing is only next Wednesday"
3 STUPID STAGES OF LIFE
Youth: Have Time plus Energy but No Money....
Adulthood: Have Money and Energy...but no Time
Old age: Have Time and Money but...no Energy!ADVICE FROM A MAN
Why men should(n't) write advice columns..
Dear John,
I hope you can help me.
The other day, I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching TV.
My car started stalling and then it broke down about a mile down the road and I had to walk back to get my husband's help.
When I got home, Icouldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbour's daughter! I am 32, my husband is 34, and the neighbour's daughter is 19.
We have been married for ten years.
When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that they had been having an affair for the past six months. He won't go to counselling and I'm afraid I am a wreck and need advice urgently.
Can you please help?
Sincerely, Sheila
Dear Sheila,
A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the injectors.
I hope this helps,
John
Dear John,
I hope you can help me.
The other day, I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching TV.
My car started stalling and then it broke down about a mile down the road and I had to walk back to get my husband's help.
When I got home, Icouldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbour's daughter! I am 32, my husband is 34, and the neighbour's daughter is 19.
We have been married for ten years.
When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that they had been having an affair for the past six months. He won't go to counselling and I'm afraid I am a wreck and need advice urgently.
Can you please help?
Sincerely, Sheila
Dear Sheila,
A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the injectors.
I hope this helps,
John
Thursday, September 17, 2009
Thursday, September 10, 2009
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)