Masters

LLYOD -NAKED

2011-07-22T09:19:00.001+03:00

Lloyd- "Naked" starring Kamille Leai (aka Hot... by LloydMusicTV

CLICK DICK!

2011-01-17T10:20:00.000+03:00

The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate
father to start their family. On the day the surrogate father was to
arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife and said, "I'm off. The man should be
here soon" Half an hour later, just by chance a door-to-door baby
photographer rang the doorbell, hoping to make a sale.

"Good morning, madam. I've come to...."
"Oh, no need to explain. I've been expecting you," Mrs. Smith cut in.
"Really?" the photographer asked. "Well, good. I've made a speciality of
babies"
"That's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat"

After a moment, she asked, blushing, "Well, where do we start?"
"Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the
couch and perhaps a couple on the bed. Sometimes the living room floor is
fun too; you can really spread out!"
"Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work for Harry and me"
"Well, madam, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But, if we
try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven different
angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results"
"My, that's a lot of....." gasped Mrs. Smith.
"Madam, in my line of work, a man must take his time. I'd love to be in
and out in five minutes, but you'd be disappointed with that, I'm sure"
"Don't I know it," Mrs. Smith said quietly.

The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his
baby pictures.
"This was done on the top of a bus in downtown London"
"Oh my God!" Mrs. Smith exclaimed, tugging at her handkerchief.
"And these twins turned out exceptionally well, when you consider their
mother was so difficult to work with"
"She was difficult?" asked Mrs. Smith.
"Yes, I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her to Hyde Park to get the job
done right. People were crowding around four and five deep, pushing to get
a good look"
"Four and five deep?" asked Mrs. Smith, eyes widened in amazement.
"Yes," the photographer said, "And for more than three hours too. The
mother was constantly squealing and yelling. I could hardly concentrate.
Then darkness approached and I began to rush my shots. Finally, when the
squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just packed it all in."
Mrs. Smith leaned forward. "You mean squirrels actually chewed on your,
um......equipment?"
"That's right. Well, madam, if you're ready, I'll set up my tripod so we
can get to work."
"Tripod?????"
"Oh yes, I have to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much too big for
me to hold for very long. Madam? Madam? ....... Good Lord, she's
fainted!!"

BOLLOCKS!!!!!

2011-01-17T09:58:00.001+03:00

A man decides to have a face-lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the results. On his way home, he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper.

Before leaving, he says to the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?"

"About 35," was the reply.

"I'm actually 47," the man says, feeling really happy.

After that, he goes into McDonalds for lunch and asks the clerk the same question.

The reply is, "Oh, you look about 29".

"I am actually 47."

Later, while standing at a bus stop, he asks an old woman the same question.

She replies, "I am 85 years old, and my eyesight is going. But when I was young, there was a sure way of telling a man's age. If I put my hand down your pants and play with your balls for 10 minutes, I will be able to tell you your exact age."

As there was no one around, the man thinks, What the hell and lets her slip her hand down his pants.

Ten minutes later, the old lady says, "Okay, it's done. You are 47."

Stunned, the man says, "That was brilliant. How did you do that?"

The old lady replies, "I was behind you at McDonalds."

2010 JANUARY EYE-CANDY IS NIKKI....

2011-01-17T01:18:00.004+03:00

DECEMBER AND THE YEAR 2010 BELONGS TO NIKKI MINAJ(and friends)!!

2010-12-14T10:41:00.003+03:00

DECEMBER 1 IS WORLDS AIDS DAY, QUESTION IS, DID YOU SAFE SEX IT SO FAR INTO 2010?

2010-11-30T16:30:00.002+03:00

END OF NOVEMBER BONUS JOKES!

2010-11-30T16:28:00.001+03:00

MASTERZ END OF NOVEMBER EYE-CANDY- KERI HILSON!

2010-11-30T16:22:00.002+03:00

FRESHLY GROUND IN DAR!!

2010-11-30T16:19:00.001+03:00

WIRELESS AFRICA

2010-11-30T16:12:00.000+03:00

After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, British scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 150 years ago.

Not to be outdone by the Brit's, in the weeks that followed, an American archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet, and shortly after, a story published in the New York Times: "American archaeologists, finding traces of 250-year-old copper wire, have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network 50 years earlier than the British".

One week later, the Cape Times, in South Africa, reported the following:
"After digging as deep as 30 feet in his backyard in Thabazimbi, South Africa, Lucky Simelane, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely nothing. Lucky has therefore concluded that 250 years ago, Africa had already gone wireless."

Just makes you bloody proud to be from Africa !

AMOOOZING!!

2010-11-30T14:38:00.000+03:00

A New Zealander walks into the bedroom with a sheep on a leash and says...

"Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."

The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says,

"If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."

The guy replies,

"And if you weren't such a presumptuous b#%ch, you'd realize I was talking
to the sheep."

PREPOSTERITIOUS!!!

2010-11-25T18:18:00.001+03:00

A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary.

The old man leans forward and says softly to his wife . . . "Dear, there is something that I must ask you. It has always bothered me that our 10th child never quite looked like the rest of our children. Now I want to assure you that these 75 years have been the most wonderful experience I could have ever hoped for, and your answer cannot take that all away. But, I must know, did he have a different father?"

The wife drops her head, unable to look her husband in the eye. She paused for moment and then confessed. "Yes. Yes he did."

The old man is very shaken, the reality of what his wife was admitting hit him harder than he had expected. With a tear in his eye he asks "Who? Who was he? Who was the father?"

Again the old woman drops her head, saying nothing at first as she tried to muster the courage to tell the truth to her husband. then, finally, she says. . . . . . . "You."

TASTER

2010-11-25T18:15:00.001+03:00

In an alcohol factory the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire.

A drunkard with ragged, dirty looks came to apply for the position.
The director of the factory wondered how to send him away.

They tested him.

They gave him a glass with a drink. He tried it and said,
"It’s red wine, a muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope,
matured in steel containers."
"That’s correct", said the boss.

Another glass.
"It’s red wine , Cabernet, eight years old, a southwestern slope, oak barrels."
"Correct."

The director was astonished.
He winked at his secretary to suggest something.

She brought in a glass of urine. The alcoholic tried it.

"It’s a blonde, 26 years old, pregnant in the third month.
And if you don’t give me the job, I’ll also tell who’s the father!"

SMOOVE PRESENTS BOBBY RICKETTS LIVE IN CONCERT

2010-11-23T19:54:00.000+03:00

Smoove presents Bobby Ricketts (Saxophone) live in concert, featuring Al Campos (Vocals, Trombone) and a killer band from Europe:

Deodato Siquir - drums
Thomas Risell - bass
Hannibal Gustafsson - guitar
Anders P. Jensen - keyboards

Dar concert: November 27th

Arusha concert: December 1st

MODEL CASTING FOR SWAHILI FASHION WEEK/WANATAFUTWA MAMODO KWA AJILI YA ONYESHO LA SWAHILI FASHION WEEK!

2010-10-30T02:16:00.003+03:00

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

Model casting on Monday November 1st at Southern Sun Hotel from 1pm until 3pm.

Are you a Model? Or perhaps you aspire to be one?

Men and Women; All are welcome to audition for the chance of being a part of Swahili Fashion Week 2010.

Southern Sun Hotel will be hosting the third Swahili Fashion week model casting at 1pm on the 1st of November. Our aim is to offer this opportunity to all people who aspire to be a model. Anyone with the dream of becoming a model has the opportunity to audition for the biggest fashion filled event of the year.

Swahili Fashion week is a platform for designers – both fashion and accessory – from Swahili speaking countries to showcase their creativity, market their art and network with their clientele. This is all aimed at promoting fashion as an income generating, job creating industry while emphasizing a “Made in East Africa” concept.

Swahili Fashion Week 2010 has been sponsored by the home of Swahili Fashion Week - Southern Sun, Origin Africa, USAID Compete, MALARIA HAIKUBALIKI , BASATA (Baraza La Sanaa Taifa), Ultimate Security, Monier 2000, Colour Print Ltd, Global Outdoor Ltd, Amarula, Vayle Springs Ltd, ZG Films, Darling Hair, Danish make up designs, Nipashe, Bilicanas, Perfect Machinery Ltd, 1&1 Internet Solutions, Sengi Tours, Ifashion, 361 Degrees and EATV & East Africa Radio.

Usaili kwa wanamitindo kufanyika Southern Sun Hotel, Jumatatu tarehe 1 November 2010

Je wewe ni mwanamitindo? Na ungependa kuwa mmojawapo?

Wanawake na Wanaume, wenye ndoto za kuwa wanamitindo wanakaribiswa .

Ni kuanzia saa 7 mchana mpaka saa 9.

Jukwaa la tatu la Swahili Fashion Week linawakutanisha pamoja wabunifu wa mavazi kutoka Afrika hasa zile nchi zinazoongea lugha ya Kiswahili, litafanya usili kwa ajili ya kuwapa wanamitindo watakaopewa nafasi ya kuonesha mavazi ya wabunifu mbalimbali wakaoshiriki katika jukwaa hilo kubwa la mavazi AfrikaMashariki.

Usahili huo upo wazi wanawake na wanaume ambao wanapenda kuwa wanamitindo, na utafanyika katika hoteli ya Southern Sun Kuanzia saa 7 mchana.

Lengo ni kutoa nafasi kwa wale wote wenye nia ya kuwa wanamitindo kupata fursa ya kushiriki katika Swahili Fashion Week 2010
Swahili Fashion Week ni jukwaa kubwa pekee linalowaleta pamoja wabunifu wa mavazi na watengenezaji wa bidhaa za mapambo kutoka nchi zote zinazozungumza lugha ya Kiswahili, ili kuonyesha ubunifu wao, kuuza bidhaa wanazozalisha, kubuni ajira, sambamba na kutengeneza mtandao kwa wabunifu kutoka maoneo hayo wanayoongea lugha ya Kiswahili, sambamba na kuhimiza dhana nzima ya kuthamini bidhaa zinazotengenezwa Afrika Mshariki.

Swahili Fashion Week 2010 imedhaminiwa na Southern Sun, home of Swahili Fashion Week, Origin Africa, USAID Compete, MALARIA HAIKUBALIKI, BASATA (Baraza La Sanaa Tanzania), Ultimate Security, Monier 2000, Colour Print Ltd, Global Outdoor Ltd, Amarula, Vayle Springs Ltd, ZG Films, Darling Hair, Danishmake up designs, Nipashe, Bilicanas, Perfect Machinery Ltd, 1&1 Internet Solutions, Sengi Tours, Ifashion, 361 Degrees na EATV & East Africa Radio.

CONTACT PERSON: Saphia Ngalapi, Media & PR Manager
TELEPHONE NUMBER: +255-712-099834
EMAIL ADDRESS: media@swahilifashionweek.com

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Saphia Ngalapi
Media & PR Manager
Mustafa Hassanali
PO Box 10684, Dar es Salaam, Tanzania
105 Kilimani Road, Kinondoni, Dar es Salaam, Tanzania
(opp. Patricia Metzger Health & Beauty Clinic / near French Embassy)
Tel : +255 (0)22 266 8555
Mobile : +255 (0)712 099 834
Mail : media@mustafahassanali.net
Web : www.mustafahassanali.net
www.swahilifashionweek.com
www.harusitradefair.com
www.twende.info

EXPLOSIVE ZION

2010-10-27T15:23:00.003+03:00

Explosive Zion

I-Noch brings you the Live performance “Explosive Zion “ a Reggae Live concert with Zanzi-B from Jamaica supported by local Ragga , Raggae and Dance Hall artists .
Performances from Jhikoman and Afrikabisa Band, Saganda and Hardmad accompanied with “Zemkala Band”
Venue: Makumbusho Cultural center

Date: 29th October 2010

Time : 7pm till dawn.

"Tickets Available at the Gate."

PHOTOGRAPHY EXHIBITION 2010 APPLICATION!!!!

2010-10-18T00:57:00.003+03:00

SALIF KEITA IN CONCERT 13th OCT DAR ES SALAAM!!

2010-10-12T16:26:00.003+03:00

MY WIFE SUGGESTED I ATTEND...

2010-10-11T18:46:00.000+03:00

WICOE (Women In Charge Of Everything)
Is proud to announce the opening of its
EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!
OPEN TO MEN ONLY
ALL ARE WELCOME
Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants
The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:

DAY ONE
HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
Step by step guide with slide presentation

TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Roundtable discussion

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR
Practising with hamper (Pictures and graphics)

DISHES & SILVERWARE;
DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK
OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
Debate among a panel of experts.

REMOTE CONTROL
Losing the remote control - Help line and support groups

LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
Starting with looking in the right place
Instead of turning the house upside down while screaming -
Open forum

DAY TWO
EMPTY MILK CARTONS;
DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
Group discussion and role play

HEALTH WATCH;
BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
PowerPoint presentation

REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who did

IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY
AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation

LIVING WITH ADULTS;
BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN
YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER
Online class and role playing

HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques

REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES
& CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE
Bring your calendar or PDA to class
GETTING OVER IT;
LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
Individual counsellors available

REUNION OL' SKOOL PARTY- DAR IN DECEMBER!

2010-10-11T15:34:00.002+03:00

MLIMANI COMPLEX PREMIER 24 SEPTEMBER

2010-09-20T02:58:00.002+03:00

Arusha International Cultural Diversity Festival (AICDF) 2nd Edition.

2010-09-06T11:00:00.002+03:00

Dear All ,

It is our pleasure to invite you to the Arusha International Cultural Diversity Festival (AICDF) 2nd Edition.

As planned, this festival will take at three vanues: Alliance Francaise Arusha, WHAT at gallery masai café, Viavia cultural cafe/natural history museum from 6th to 12th Sept 2010.

The main theme of the festival is acknowledging, appreciating, valuing differences and celebrating culture and diversity.

This is a great opportunity for you to explore Arusha and to discover it’s beauty and diversity…DON’T MISS and tell your friend about the news.

Please find the festival poster, cocktail party poster and festival programme.

Best Regards,
Organizing Committee

Urithi Platform for Cultural Diversity (T) Ltd
P.O.BOX 1478,
Arusha, Tanzania.
East Africa.
Email: urithiplatform@yahoo.com
Website: www.uplac.org

PEEE-SY!

2010-09-01T11:50:00.002+03:00

A super elegant and beautiful woman came out from a bar with a high level of alcohol in her system.
While walking towards her expensive BMW car of the year, she tried to open it with the keys, but was unable due to her drunken condition, she dropped flat on the ground next to the car door.

Legs WIDE open and with no panties on, she looked down at herself and saw her own **** and started talking to it.
"Because of you I have a car."
"Because of you I have jewelry"
"Because of you I have money"
"Because of you I could have any man I want!
"Because of you I have a mansion."

All of a sudden she started to pee......getting wet she shouted.....

"Stop crying you idiot!!!....I am not fighting with you..!"

MOVIE UPDATES IN DAR ES SALAAM

2010-08-30T20:31:00.001+03:00

www.angalia-bongo.com

2010-08-30T20:29:00.002+03:00

Natatumaini kuwa mnaendelea vyema na shughuli za kila siku za kujenga taifa..Jambo la msingi tu kuhusu email hii hi kuwaomba wana blog wenzangu kuweza kunisaidia kuwataarifu wasomaji kupitia blog zenu kuhusu mabadiliko ya blog yangu kutoka www.angaliabongo.co.tz na sasa kuwa www.angalia-bongo.com
Natumaini mtaweza kunisaidia kwa hilo.
NATANGULIZA SHUKRANI ZA DHATI.
SARAH.

RHINOC-ERROROUS!

2010-08-26T20:07:00.002+03:00

710

2010-08-26T17:57:00.001+03:00

Yesterday I was having some work done at the Toyota dealer. A woman came in and asked for a seven-hundred- ten.

We all looked at each other, and the mechanic asked, "What is a seven-hundred- ten?"

She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine.. I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there."

The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710 !!

He then took her over to another car which had the hood up and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?"

She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there."

Now go to the photo below to learn what a 710 is...........
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OLIVER MTUKUDZI LIVE IN DAR - 27 AUGUST 2010, MOVENPICK HOTEL

2010-08-26T17:47:00.001+03:00

The Zimbabwe Society of Tanzania in conjunction with Bohemia presents a true African star - Oliver Mtukudzi & the Black Spirits (exclusively from Zimbabwe) supported by Carola Kinasha (Tanzania) and Ashimba (Tanzania).
Venue: Movenpick Hotel

Date: Friday, 27th August, 2010

Time: 8pm to 12am

Tickets:

Tsh50,000 in advance; Tsh60,000 at the door;

VIP Tickets Tsh100,000 (Corporate tables of 10 available for Tsh1m)

Door: Proceeds to Aids Business Coalition Tanzania (ABCT) sponsored projects

We invite you to purchase self or bulk corporate tickets for a night of quality entertainment (Purchase early to avoid disappointment). Call 0655 052 010 for more details.

Ticket outlets:

MOVENPICK HOTEL

NOVEL IDEAL BOOKSHOPS (SLIPWAY, SEACLIFF VILLAGE, SHOPPERS PLAZA – MKOCHENI, STEERS – SAMORA MACHEL CITY CENTRE)

LIVING ROOM FURNITURE SHOP – OYSTERBAY SHOPPING CENTRE

ALLIANCE FRANCAISE OFFICES – IN UPANGA, OFF ALI HASSAN MWINYI ROAD

AUGUST SALUTE TO Ms DAUSEN!

2010-08-25T10:37:00.002+03:00

AFRO FOLK NIGHT on Friday 27 August at Alliance !

2010-08-25T09:26:00.002+03:00

LAUGH OUT LOUD IN DAR AT SWEET EAZY

2010-08-16T17:08:00.002+03:00

2010-07-26T13:53:00.001+03:00

END OF JULY EYE-CANDY

2010-07-22T02:56:00.003+03:00

I think I am beginning to like her music. She is definitely a WOWer, so if she can't really sing or rap, it's all good. No, really, her music is cool.
Ladies and Gentlemen, presenting; TRINA!

....How people give explanations for Leave

2010-07-20T12:34:00.000+03:00

Suddenly one of the employees in an organization took 10 days Leave without any notice. When he returned his PL asked for explanation. The employee said "Sir, my mom died unexpectedly". The PL let it go at that.

After 3 months the same pattern repeated, and this time he said his father died. Then the PL got changed. After 3 months the same pattern repeated. And the employee gave the explanation that his mom died. After 3 months same thing again...and this time his father died. This happened repeatedly for 2 years. At the end, one PL checked his past records and told him, "I have caught you red handed, How come in the past 2 years, your mom has died 5 times, and your dad has died five times?"

To which the guy said, "Sir, my mom died and my father remarried. Then my father died and my new mom remarried. Then my mom died and the new father remarried. This has been going on and on and on and..."!!!!!!

(Submitted by Debby)

TZ 2010 ELECTION PREDICTIONS

2010-07-19T09:32:00.002+03:00

SOMA UJUMBE UUPATAPO!!!

2010-07-17T01:13:00.001+03:00

Mgonjwa mmoja mahututi alikuwa
hawezi kuongea, alipofikishwa hospitalini akawekewa oxgen.
Bac mchungaji akaja kumuombea.
WAKATI AKIOMBEWA, yule mgonjwa
akachukua kalamu na karatasi,
Akaandika haraka haraka na akampa yule Mchungaji. Ambaye
badala ya kuisoma ile karatasi, akaitia kwenye
mfuko wa joho na kuendelea na maombi hadi
yule mgonjwa, AKAKATA ROHO.
Mchungaji hakuisoma ile karatasi akijua kua
ni wosia wa marehemu. Akasubiri baada ya
mazishi kwenye kikao cha ndugu akasema;
"KUNA KITU NILIPEWA NA MAREHEMU SIKU
NILIYOKUA NAMUOMBEA"
Akampa mmoja wa wanandugu akisome.
Haya ndiyo yaliyokuwa yameandikwa na
yule mgonjwa:
"UMEKANYAGA WAYA WA OXYGEN,
NAKOSA HEWA"

‘Save the Children’

2010-07-13T12:51:00.001+03:00

Dear Friend of DCMA
In collaboration with various schools and the ‘Save the Children’ organization, DCMA will stage its ‘Save the Music’ Children’s Concert at the popular Forodhani Park on July 16. The aim of the concert will be to showcase the progress achieved as a result of the Music for Children Program that has been undertaken by the DCMA since 2002. During the concert, children that have been trained in the various courses will be performing for their peers as well as their families. Several schools from around Zanzibar have been invited to the concert which is expected to feature various acts including traditional dance, solo performances, singing duets as well as hip hop.
Regards,
DCMA

BANDA SAMBA BRASIL

2010-07-13T11:45:00.000+03:00

BRAZILIAN EMBASSY AND MAISHA MUSIC PROUDLY BRINGS YOU

BANDA SAMBA BRASIL

..An excitingly fantastic Samba band made up by musicians from both Brazil and Mozambique. This package will also include 2 Capoeira Masters..

THE PROGRAM:
15TH JULY:
10:00 TO 11:00 Hrs – PRESS CONFERENCE @ HABARI MAELEZO
15:00 TO 18:00 – CAPUERA Hrs AND SAMBA WORKSHOPS @ MAKUMBUSHO VILLAGE
20:00 TO 23:00 Hrs PERFORMANCE @ GOLDEN TULIP HOTEL

16TH JULY:
15:00 TO 18:00 Hrs CAPUERA AND SAMBA WORKSHOPS @ MAKUMBUSHO VILLAGE
20:00 TO 23:00 Hrs PERFORMANCE @ MAKUMBUSHO VILLAGE – FREE ENTRY

PLEASE HELP TO SHARE THIS INFORMATION, AND IF YOU OR SOMEONE YOU KNOW WOULD LIKE TO TAKE PART IN THE WORKSHOP DO LET US KNOW SO THAT WE CAN ADD YOUR NAME TO THE PARTICIPANTS LIST.

FOR MORE INFORMATION PLEASE CONTACT US ON info@maishamusic.com

MIS-MATCH

2010-06-28T12:59:00.001+03:00

OUD&QANUN

2010-06-22T11:47:00.000+03:00

Dear friend of DCMA,

Please join other music lovers for an evening of captivating Oriental and Swahili tunes of the OUD & QANUN on Friday June 25, at the Dhow Countries Music Academy. Various soloists as well as ensembles, featuring Palestinian Oud-master Ibrahim Najem, will grace this special concert due to start at 8 pm!

If you are in town and would like to secure your seats, tickets are already available at Memories of Zanzibar, Archipelago Café & Restaurant and at the DCMA Office.
For more information about the event (incl. sponsorship opportunities for the future), please contact us through the address provided below.

With many thanks to ZanAir Ltd., Memories of Zanzibar, Archipelago Café & Restaurant for their support.

THE DCMA TEAM
Old Customs Hse., Stonetown-Zanzibar
Email: press@zanzibarmusic.org
Tel: +255.24.2234050/ 077.7416 529/ Mobile (Marketing Manager) 077.3620202
Homepage: www.zanzibarmusic.org

SLIPPETY SUPPER

2010-06-21T14:55:00.001+03:00

A young couple, married just a couple of weeks, returns from their honeymoon to face the beginning of their new lives. The next morning the husband wakes up, showers, dresses and makes his way to the kitchen where he sees his new wife crying.

So the husband inquires, "What's wrong, Honey?"

"Well, I came down here this morning to surprise you with a big breakfast, but I can't cook or clean."

The husband smiles his biggest smile and says, "There, there sweetie! I don't care that you can't cook and clean. Come on up to the bedroom and I'll show you what I'd like for breakfast."

So off they went to the bedroom.

That afternoon, the husband comes home for lunch to find his new wife crying again in the kitchen. "What's wrong now, Sweetie?"

"Well, the same thing as this morning. I came in here to make you something for lunch and I just can't cook."

Again the husband smiles and says, "Why don't you come back up to the bedroom and I'll have my lunch there!"

So off they went to the bedroom again.

That evening the new husband comes home, walks in the house and sees his new bride naked sliding down the banister of the stairs. Up she runs, and WHOOSH down the banister.

After the third trip the husband asks, "What are you doing, Honey?"

"Warming up your supper!" she replies.

WORLD CUP TEAM TACTICS

2010-06-18T17:32:00.009+03:00

SOUTH AFRICA

SWISS

TURKEY

ITALIAN

BRAZIL

GERMAN

FRENCH

ENGLISH

DODGY LOSS REPORT

2010-06-18T14:51:00.001+03:00

A woman went to police station to file a report for her missing husband...!

Woman: I lost my husband

Inspector: What is his height

Woman: I never noticed

Inspector: Slim or healthy

Woman: Not slim can be healthy

Inspector: Color of eyes

Woman: Never noticed

Inspector: Color of hair

Woman: Should be black

Inspector: What was he wearing

Woman: I don't remember exactly

Inspector: Was somebody with him ?????????

Woman: Yes my Labrador dog (Romeo), tied with a golden chain, height 30 inches, healthy, blue eyes, blackish brown hair, his left foot thumb nail is slightly broken, he never barks, wearing a golden belt studded with blue balls, he likes non veg food, we eat together, we jog together.
(The woman started crying)

Inspector: Let's search for the dog first!!!

NGOMA AFRIKA

2010-06-15T10:10:00.003+03:00

ENJOY YOUR BREAKFAST

2010-06-14T12:16:00.000+03:00

LES AFFAIRE...

2010-06-11T12:34:00.001+03:00

Its not laziness, here is the reason for a couple years many Africans have been blaming it on lack of sleep Too much pressure from job, poor blood, but now the real reason has been found:
We're tired because we're overworked.
Here's why:
The population of Africa is 800 million: 200 million are retired. That leaves 600 million.
There are 200 million in school.Which leaves 400 million to do the work.
Of this, there are 100 million employed by the government.Leaving 300 million to do the work.
50 Million are in the armed forces & related jobs.Which leaves 250 million to do the work.
Take from the total the 150 million people unemployed.
And that leaves 100 million to do the work.
At any given time there are 50 Million people in hospitals.Leaving 50 Million to do the work.
There are 20 Million people in prisons.Leaving 30 million to do the work.
1 Million are Chiefs, Kings, Queens , Presidents, Ministers,Pastors, Voodoo or Juju Masters.Leaving 29 Million to do the work.
Now, 28,999,998 Africans are out of Africa . In Europe, USA, Asia etc.That leaves just two people to do all the work.
You and me... But you're sitting on your chair, at your computer,Reading this joke instead of working............That leaves one person, only me, to do all the wor

SAHEL RIDE

2010-06-03T15:40:00.001+03:00

SINK HOLE COMMENTS

2010-06-02T16:11:00.003+03:00

TAKE IT EASY FOLKS, THIS IS A SINK HOLE(I recall something similar appeared in Zanzibar 2/3 years back after heavy rains) IT HAPPENED IN GUATEMALA CITY AFTER HURRICANE AGATHA...You should know the rest of the news, however, I felt the scary part was over-shadowed by comments from people who visited the site with this picture:
EXTRACTS

7:25:29 AM
Jun 2, 2010
it was the silver surfer. don't you guys know anything?

6:50:17 AM
Jun 2, 2010
Walmart dug this hole to china. Our jobs go in it never to return, and all kinds of cheap chinese cr.a.p. comes out of it.

12:11:39 AM
Jun 2, 2010
NO GOD! I ASKED FOR CITY HALL! IN NYC!

COINCIDENCE

2010-06-01T14:35:00.000+03:00

A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman, and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too! "

"What a coincidence," he said, "This is a special day for me, I'm celebrating."

"This is a special day for me, too, and I'm also celebrating!," says the woman.

"What a coincidence," says the man. As they clinked glasses he asked, "What are you celebrating?"

"My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!"

"What a coincidence," says the man. "I'm a chicken farmer. For years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally laying fertilized eggs."

"That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?"

"I switched cocks," he replied.

She smiled and said, "What a coincidence!"

EYE CANDY HOLDING DOWN 2010!

2010-06-01T13:25:00.000+03:00

Ms. Minaj!

ANNUAL FEE

2010-06-01T13:20:00.001+03:00

A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.

He asks, 'What are you doing?'

She answers, 'I'm moving to Nevada . I heard prostitutes there get paid $400 for doing what I do for you for free.'

Later that night, on her way out, the wife walks into the bedroom & sees her husband packing his suitcase. When she asks him where he's going, he replies, 'I'm coming too. I want to see how you live on $800 a year.

B**ch in the Kitchen!

2010-06-01T10:26:00.001+03:00

A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room.
She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of b*tches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of b*tches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."
The mother went nuts and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."
Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."
As the mother began to smile, the child added,
"For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the b*tch in the kitchen."

The mother fainted

3rd ISSUE OF MAN MAG NOW OUT!!!

2010-05-28T16:57:00.002+03:00

FIRE WIRE

2010-05-28T16:49:00.002+03:00

STIFFY

2010-05-28T16:31:00.001+03:00

Back To The Hole
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy finds an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says, "Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole." The grandfather replies, "I'll bet you five dollars you can't. It's too wiggly and limp to put back in that little hole."

The little boy runs into the house and comes back out with a can of hairspray. He sprays the worm until it is straight and stiff as a board. Then he puts the worm back into the hole.

The grandfather hands the little boy five dollars, grabs the hairspray, and runs into the house. Thirty minutes later the grandfather comes back out and hands the little boy another five dollars. The little boy says,

"Grandpa, you already gave me five dollars."

The grandfather replies, "I know. That's from your grandma "

HANDY DIRECTIONS

2010-05-28T16:16:00.000+03:00

Pete and Larry had not seen each other in many years. Now they had a long talk trying to fill in the gap of those years by telling about their lives. Finally Pete invited Larry to visit him in his new apartment.

"I've got a wife and three kids and I'd love to have you visit us."

"Great. Where do you live?"

"Here's the address. And there's plenty of parking behind the apartment. Park and come around to the front door, kick it open with your foot, go to the elevator and press the button with your left elbow, then enter! When you reach the sixth floor, go down the hall until you see my name on the door. Then press the doorbell with your right elbow and I'll let you in."

"Good. But tell me...what is all this business of kicking the front door open, then pressing elevator buttons with my right, then my left elbow?"

"Surely, you're not coming empty-handed."

IRS CHOKING TECHNIQUE

2010-05-28T16:15:00.001+03:00

Choking Procedure
A father walks into a restaurant with his young son. He gives the young boy three nickels to play with to keep him occupied. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The father realizes the boy has swallowed the nickels and starts slapping him on the back. The boy coughs up two of the nickels, but keeps choking. Looking at his son, the father is panicking, shouting for help.

A well dressed, attractive, and serious looking woman, in a blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the restaurant.

Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold of the boy's' testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the last nickel, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.

Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the nickel to the father and walks back to her seat at the coffee bar without saying a word.

As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor?"

"No," the woman replied. "I'm with the IRS."

"tor"

2010-05-28T16:08:00.000+03:00

A teacher asks the class to name things that end with 'tor' that eat things.
The first little boy says, "Alligator."
"Very good, that's a big word."
The second boy says, "Predator."
"Yes, that's another big word. Well done."
The third boy says, "Vibrator, Miss."
After nearly falling off her chair, she says, "That is a big word, but it doesn't eat anything."
"Well my sister has one and she says it eats batteries like there's no tomorrow!

SKIN FURORE

2010-05-26T17:43:00.004+03:00

Long low forehand stretch reveals...oh, tight brown shorts after all...! Phew!! Cheeky!

SPLICE TRAILER

2010-05-26T17:18:00.001+03:00

<a href="http://video.msn.com/?mkt=en-us&from=sp&fg=shareEmbed&vid=13d6cb48-df41-4d16-907d-1b6fdd5b4f77" target="_new" title="'Splice' Trailer">Video: 'Splice' Trailer</a>

THIS IS A MOVIE I AM WAITING FOR....

2010-05-26T16:25:00.003+03:00

Clive and Elsa are a pair of brilliant scientists whose cutting-edge experiments in genetic engineering make them superstars in their field. As devoted to their careers as they are to one another, they start conducting unauthorized experiments with new animal species that show great promise. Drunk with their god-like powers, they introduce human DNA into one of their creations, producing a creature that is greater than the sum of its parts: a rapidly developing animal/human hybrid that may be a step up on the evolutionary ladder. While this female creature inspires maternal feelings in Elsa, she evokes something far-from-paternal in Clive, something that poses a threat to them all. Then, when this seemingly perfect organism makes a final, shocking metamorphosis, it is mankind itself that is threatened.
Yahoo! Movies

BANG! LIPSTICK PARTY

2010-05-26T16:13:00.000+03:00

ROCKMANIA

2010-05-26T15:52:00.002+03:00

FRIDAY THE 28th DAR and ARUSHA

2010-05-25T14:58:00.003+03:00

END OF MAY EYE-CANDY

2010-05-21T17:51:00.003+03:00

Sexier look Mya

QUOTED

2010-05-21T17:44:00.002+03:00

(SP)

2010-05-21T17:30:00.006+03:00

A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand.

He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies, not from the original manuscript. So, the new monk goes to the head abbot to question this, pointing out that if someone made even a small error in the first copy, it would never be picked up! In fact, that error would be continued in all of the subsequent copies.

The head monk, says, 'We have been copying from the copies for centuries, but you make a good point, my son.'

He goes down into the dark caves underneath the monastery where the original manuscripts are held as archives in a locked vault that hasn't been opened for hundreds of years.

Hours go by and nobody sees the old abbot . . .

So, the young monk gets worried and goes down to look for him. He sees him banging his head against the wall and wailing.
'We missed the R !
We missed the R !
We missed the R !'

His forehead is all bloody and bruised and he is crying uncontrollably. The young monk asks the old abbot, 'What's wrong, father?'

With a choking voice, the old abbot replies, 'The word was...

'CELEBRATE !!!'

SEDUCTION?

2010-05-17T15:41:00.000+03:00

LONGEVITY

2010-04-17T19:32:00.000+03:00

TELL TALE WIFE

2010-04-13T19:04:00.001+03:00

A driver is stopped by a police officer. The driver asks, "What's the problem officer?"
Officer: "You were going at least 60 in a 40 zone."
"No sir, I was going 50."
Wife: "Oh, Bob. You were going 70." (The man glares at his wife.)
Officer: "You also have a broken brake light."
Man: "Broken brake light? I didn't know about a broken brake light!"
Wife: "Oh Bob, you've known about that bulb for weeks." (The man gives his wife another stern look.)
Officer: "Sir, I see you're also not wearing your seatbelt."
Man: "Oh I just took it off when you were walking up to the car."
Wife: "Oh Bob, you never wear your seatbelt."
The man turns to his wife and yells, "WILL YOU BE QUIET!"
The Officer turns to the woman and asks, "Ma'am, does your husband talk to you this way all the time?"
The wife says, "No, only when he's drunk."

CRASH AND WINE

2010-04-13T18:47:00.002+03:00

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt...

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days".
Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely, this must be a sign!"
The woman continues, "and look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely we should drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."
Then she hands the bottle to the man.
The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.
The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police.... "

HA HA HA HA HA HA.......!!!

2010-04-09T22:13:00.002+03:00

BEDROOM DEMOCRACY

2010-04-09T22:00:00.000+03:00

Young wife, who was becoming frustrated with her young husbands constant demands for sex, decides to make a schedule for him, to cut down on the amount of times that they will have to make love for the
rest of their marriage.

While getting ready for work, she writes on a piece of paper,
"Honey, you know I love you, but your never ending
requests for sex are leaving me drained and really tired. So I propose that we only have sex on days that start with the letter 'T', to minimize the frequency of our lovemaking sessions. Don't be mad
at me honey, just understand where I am coming from, and let me
know if my request is too demanding of you."

On her way out the door, she uses a refrigerator magnet and sticks the note to the fridge door, hoping that her sex craved husband will be understanding and accepting of her proposal when he reads it.

Upon returning home, she glances at the refrigerator and notices that her note has been replaced with a note from her husband that reads, "Baby, I didn't' realize that I was putting you under so much pressure and I'm sorry.

I accept your proposal and have even taken the extra step of listing at the bottom of this letter, those days starting with the letter 'T' to
make sure that we are on the same page.

1. TUESDAY

2. THURSDAY

3. TODAY

4. TOMORROW

P.S. I love you too, and remember it's still TODAY, I am waiting for you upstairs."

ITCHY B( )LLS!!

2010-04-09T21:58:00.001+03:00

Once upon a time lived a beautiful Queen with large breasts. Mick the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them, but he had to try. One day Mick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the Physician, the King's chief doctor. Horatio thought about this and said that he could arrange for Mick to more than satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1000 gold coins to arrange it. Without pause Mick readily agreed to the scheme.

The next day, Horatio made a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into the Queen's bra while she bathed. Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio informed the King and Queen that only special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that only the saliva of Mick would work as the antidote to cure the itch.

The King, eager to help his Queen, quickly summoned Mick to their chambers. Horatio then slipped Mick the antidote for the itching powder, which he put into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Mick worked passionately on the Queen's large and magnificent breasts. The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Mick left satisfied and hailed as a hero. Upon returning to his chamber, Mick found Horatio demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied, Mick couldn't have cared less and, knowing that Horatio could never report this matter to the King and with a laugh told him to get lost.

The next day, Horatio slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into the King's underwear. The King immediately summoned Mick.

The moral of the story............

Pay your bills!!!

THE DUVET IS MINE...

2010-04-09T20:24:00.001+03:00

THE CREATOR

2010-04-09T20:20:00.001+03:00

2010-04-09T20:14:00.001+03:00

CASTAWAY EYES

2010-04-09T20:07:00.000+03:00

KEGGED UP

2010-04-09T20:02:00.001+03:00

SPLATTER WAITER

2010-04-09T19:47:00.000+03:00

FEMALE POWER ON STAGE

2010-04-09T19:38:00.000+03:00

RRRRRRRRRRRR....

2010-04-09T19:12:00.001+03:00

APRIL EYECANDY

2010-04-06T16:45:00.001+03:00

HOW IT ALL STARTS...

2010-03-25T10:02:00.003+03:00

A WOMANS ARGUING PROCESS

2010-03-25T09:55:00.001+03:00

NEVER ARGUE WITH A WOMAN..

2010-03-25T09:48:00.002+03:00

To all my thinking women, relatives and friends!

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'

'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her

'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'

'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'

'For reading a book,' she replies,

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again,

'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'

'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'

'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.

'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.

'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

MORAL:

Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think. Make reference to this blog post to five women who are thinkers and five men who like to argue with women.

CLASSY AND FIERCE!!!

2010-03-24T13:40:00.001+03:00

Er, is Alicia getting loose abs?

EYE-CANDY THIS FIRST DAY OF MARCH

2010-03-01T13:18:00.001+03:00

RE-SAARSED!

2010-03-01T13:14:00.001+03:00

JUST GAT PAID...

2010-03-01T10:14:00.002+03:00

PICTURE THIS....

2010-02-24T12:36:00.003+03:00

FOR THOSE WHO VISIT THIS BLOG, HOPE YOU ENJOY IT!
I HAVE NEVER PUT A COUNTER OR WANTED TO KNOW WHO YOU ARE. THAT IS BECAUSE THIS IS A PRIVATE SPACE TO HAVE FUN!
NOW, I HAVE FOUND SOMETHING THAT IS EXTREMELY INTERESTING! I WISH I HAD THE MONEY! $6.000! I AM UNSURE WHAT MY WIFE WOULD SAY! UNFORTUNATELY, I CANNOT EVEN START TO EXPLAIN IT TO HER, AT THE SAME TIME, I AM UNABLE TO SHOW YOU GUYS THIS AMAZING CREATION UNTIL A GOOD NUMBER OF YOU WRITES TO TELL ME TO POST IT! IT IS OF COURSE FEMALE AND FULLY NAKED, PLUS IT IS SITTING OR LAYING IN DIFFERENT POSITIONS. CAN I POST SOMETHING LIKE THAT OR....PLEASE READ THE SPECIFICATIONS AND LET ME KNOW IF I SHOULD POST THE WHITE OR BLACK VERSION.........

This would be the best $6000 you'd ever spend.

These are pictures of a Swedish doll made of silicone.

The texture of the skin is similar to 99.8% of the human
skin.

It will last two years if used constantly and
consistently every day.

Completely adjustable to any position you want.

There are 100 sensors spread around the body.
There are 30 sensors on the private parts.
Each sensor makes her move in a specific way,
up to 20 positions.

On penetration she emits a light gentle sound that
echoes gently in your ears.

Comes with inbuilt sound in the throat and recognizes
up to 16 commands that are extremely personal up
to two meters away from her ears.

When there is any type of pulsation sensed in her
private parts she emits light moans of stimulation.

Above all that she gets wet with a slight touch over
any of the sensors.

Most important, she has a voice password which
should be protected from disclosure.

Principal characteristics:

She has three entries (vaginal , anal, and oral)

She can move her head in any direction you choose.

Completely customizable to your liking so you can
choose the following:
SIZE
HEIGHT
SKIN COLOR
EYES COLOR
HAIR COLOR
PUBIC HAIR COLOR OR COMPLETELY SHAVEN.

ADVANTAGES..
She does not speak
She does not get fat
She never has periods
She does not pass gas
She never goes shopping
She does not get pregnant
She does not have a mother
She never ever gets headaches
She does not go to the hairdresser
She does not watch soaps or Oprah
She does not care what you watch on TV
She does not frequent internet chat rooms
She will never get elderly human physical attributes
She will not get jealous if you bring home another
woman
She will not nag if you go out and she won't care
when you return

Only $6,000.00

WANNA SEE IT? POST YOUR COMMENTS IF YOU ARE A TRUE FAN OF THE MASTERS BLOG!!

Olympic Relay Condoms

2010-02-23T21:30:00.002+03:00

A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. Upon getting home he announces to his wife the purchase he just made.

"Olympic condoms?" she asks, "What makes them so special?"

"There are three colors," he replies, "Gold, Silver and Bronze."

"What color are you going to wear tonight?" she asks cheekily.

"Gold of course," says the man proudly.

The wife responds, "Really, why don't you wear Silver, it would be nice if you came second for a change!"

BASE MAG IN THE STREETS NOW!!!

2010-02-22T13:04:00.003+03:00

Do you want to know why Ally kiba is an exceptional entertainer? New rulers. Gospel music taking over from secular music, Gerald Hando & Flaviana Matata Celebs and the art of Giving, Sports Marketing, Umuhimu wa Community based Football teams in Tanzania. Relationship trends hapa bongo; Vijana wadogo kupenda ma-sugar mummy nini sababu, and much more......
Pata habari za uchambuzi from Society, Entertainment, Sports, Relationships, Business and Finance. Kwa mchango mdogo tuu wa Tshs 2500/=
Base will hit the news stands in the regions soon....
Tony

MAN MAG NOW OUT!

2010-02-19T13:51:00.004+03:00

Hello Guys, I am Chief Editor or something for this new mag. Yap! Whip me hard for the missed sps! Your input including your BUYING it off the street stands would be highly appreciated of course!
Go get it!
Taji

CLASS SNIFFER

2010-02-18T10:18:00.002+03:00

THRIFTY OCCASSION

2010-02-16T12:10:00.001+03:00

SPECIFICITY

2010-02-16T11:53:00.002+03:00

AUTHENTICATED

2010-02-16T11:36:00.001+03:00

SELFLESS LOVE...

2010-02-12T16:33:00.000+03:00

VALENTINE BEEPER...

2010-02-12T16:29:00.000+03:00